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February 15, 2024

The Fake Morning Report Because Of A Cheese Curd Incident

[Hat Tip: JM]

Well, you'll have to suffer my links instead of Sefton's actual, real, well-thought-out, grown-up news links. He had a cheese-curd accident (really, an explosion), and coupled with that sh*tty fake Manhattan that Wisconsinites drink, it was a near thing. But he will be back, better than ever, after the grafts heal.

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Bombshell Report Reveals Mayorkas 'Personally Rejected' RFK Jr. Secret Service Protection Donkey-Chompers may be the stupidest person in our federal government! AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President The one thing you can count on in finance is that everything changes..all of the time. Nvidia market cap threatens Alphabet after overtaking Amazon What a fcking surprise. Academic elites are nasty anti-Semites. And that pinched-faced scold "Judenrat" Kornbluth needs to die in a fire. MIT Leaders Assembled a Faculty Advisory Group on Campus Anti-Semitism. Then They Ignored It. Because the Republican party is a bunch of worthless catamites. Democrats Capture Majority in Pennsylvania's House After Special Election This is actually a big deal! China Rapidly Outpacing US In Shipbuilding Capabilities In Bid For Maritime Dominance I'm shocked! Shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. Ingham Clerk Barb Byrum, detective husband allegedly used 'local political influence' to reinstate son at school with his rape victim Because our military now sucks. Why is the U.S. Navy Running Out of Tomahawk Cruise Missiles? In spite of the Biden/Obama Junta's hatred of him! Domestic Support for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on the Rise What a f*cking genius! Sen. Rick Scott: McConnell 'Not Representing Republicans' Where are the fathers of his victims? They should beat this little ass to a pulp, and then move on to his parents. Male High Jumper Tops High School Girls' State Record They'll probably lose, but the sentiment is grand. And more people need to order $1.13 dental floss from Amazon and have it delivered for free. Teach them a lesson! Lawsuit: Amazon Showing Ads on Prime Video Is 'Deceptive,' 'Unfair' Good! Let Europe pay for Ukraine's war. 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