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February 12, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/12/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“I can tell you voted for Biden. You already bought that VIP ticket. I already got that $42.”

“Buy a t-shirt on the way out too. I got a Make America Roast Again shirt in the style of Trump,” Comedian David Lucas


Quote II

“Things can become an eyesore quickly. And the being in the center of the village like that, you can’t just let it go.” Michael Disotelle, historian at Ilion's public library


Quote III

“The DNC wants to deny millions of people their basic constitutional voting rights in a relentless onslaught against democracy." American Values 2024 co-chair Tony Lyons


Quote IV

“The big difference is that there’s nothing in the world that lowers your blood alcohol content like our patented beverage,” Safety Shot’s CEO, Brian John


Quote V

"So y'all can stop texting me and emailing me and saying that I'm a white girl and that I don't deserve reparations." The View panelist Sunny Hostin.
Oh you deserve something alright.....



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Until I am escorted away I will continue to ridicule The MushHead.


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(H/T Hrothgar)


Don't worry about MushHead. Kamala 'Head Hunter' Harris is ready to blow serve. Don't you feel relieved, I know I do.

‘I Am Ready To Serve’: Kamala Harris Responds To Concerns Over Biden’s Age

Harris was asked by the Journal if voters’ concerns about Biden’s age “mean she must convince them she is ready to serve,” and Harris said she is ready to serve, “there’s no question about that.”

Harris was interviewed by the Journal on Tuesday—before the Thursday release of Special Counsel Robert Hur’s report on Biden’s handling of classified data, which while not pursuing criminal charges against him, characterized him as appearing to be a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”

Do you remember when SNL was funny? Chevy Chase's Gerald Ford's routine was funny. Does SNL have the courage to take on MushHead's gracefulness? Nah.


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Mental illness is not a laughing matter. It needs to be addressed in a serious matter. I've said for years that identifying as a member of the opposite sex is a mental illness. How many mass shootings by a "Transgender" individual have to occur before we say, "No more enabling those with a mental illness."?

The woman who carried a rifle into Pastor Joel Osteen’s megachurch on Sunday, opening fire and wounding two, including a 5-year-old boy, was reportedly transgender.

A “woman” named Genesse Ivonne Moreno, 36, who previously identified as Jeffery Escalante, reportedly brought the long gun into Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas along with the child before opening fire, wounding a 57-year-old man in the leg and critically wounding the child. He was brought down by security at the church, according to KHOU 11.

NBC News cited two senior law enforcement officials briefed on the matter to report that the rifle had the word “Palestine” written on it.

But that question will not be addressed by the press or politicians. Perhaps they would if the ambulance chasing class action attorneys take on the medical professions' newest and lucrative "practice".

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Water Cooler Emporium



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Not everyone is swallowing this Woke shit, hook, line and sinker. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Holden Armenta, the 9-year-old child who is suing Deadspin after one of their writers tried to cancel him, showed up to Super Bowl LVIII in a Native headdress after a grassroots effort raised over $11,000 to send him to the game.

Armenta, who Deadspin writer Carron Phillips accused of racism for wearing a Native headdress and painting his face at a Chiefs game in an article, showed up to the game in the same garb that stirred Phillips’ outrage in the first place. The lawsuit against Deadspin was filed Feb. 6 in Delaware.

It shouldn't have been a grassroots effort. It should have been a judgment award to the young man.


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I wonder what was going through this "educator's" mind. She probably heard of The Genius Award and wanted to be one.

LOS ANGELES — A principal at a San Gabriel elementary school was put on leave of absence by district administrators after pretending to shoot kids and announcing that children were "dead" during an active shooter lockdown drill, according to parents and staff.

The incident, which is under investigation by the school district, occurred Wednesday at Washington Elementary and involved Nina Denson, who has served as principal of the school since fall 2023.

Parents and staff members at the school told KTLA-TV that Denson pretended to shoot students during the drill using her fingers to represent a gun and announced that seven children had been killed


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 2024-2-11


Top 10 commenters:
1 [490 comments] 'Axeman' [68.78 posts/day]
2 [469 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
3 [468 comments] 'BurtTC'
4 [410 comments] 'Montec'
5 [406 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
6 [400 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
7 [389 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures'
8 [385 comments] ''
9 [351 comments] 'Moron Robbie - Fort Sumter bad Texas good, Southern states bad Ukraine good'
10 [347 comments] 'Archimedes'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [107 names] 'Quarter Twenty ' [15.02 unique names/day]
2 [59 names] 'Air-cooled Al'
3 [56 names] 'Moron Analyst'
4 [55 names] '*hic*'
5 [54 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [54 names] 'browndog stretches out'
7 [44 names] 'Axeman'
8 [43 names] '18-1'
9 [36 names] 'pookysgirl, flipping the double deuce to the USAF'
10 [35 names] 'fd'

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