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February 11, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/11/24)

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(Music H/T Blake)


The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I wonder if there’s a more efficient way to create jobs than printing $61 billion and sending some of the weapons it buys to Ukraine.” U.S. Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH)

Quote II

"It's terribly easy to be lead away on some sort of romantic notion of living fossils.

"I'm not going to make any bones about this, I think that Professor Tan's description of this family as "devolution", as an evolutionary throwback, is not only scientifically irresponsible but deeply insulting to this family." British psychologist Nicholas Humphrey

Quote III

“So, what we need to see in the Middle East, in particular in relation to Palestine, is that we need to see a ceasefire now. And we need the international community to be singing in chorus and harmony in terms of ceasefire now.” Michelle O’Neill, the new First Minister of Northern Ireland
I do believe her hair coloring has affected her intellectual capacity


The Comments of The Week

Once again The Horde demonstrates they are the best..........

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Has your Sunday gone fairly well? If it has perhaps you shouldn't watch the following. We are so fvcked.


Not enough Rivastigmine in the world to make him coherent.


So the conversation goes something like this:
Bob: Hey William, can I grab a cold one from your frig?
William: Sure thing Bob, just grab one behind the jar of testicles.

Michigan transgender Muslim woman loses case against ex who she sued for throwing out jar of her former pair of testicles that she kept in the FRIDGE
A transgender Muslim woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for throwing away her testicles
Brianna Kingsley, 40, is seeking $6,500 after her former lover William Wojciechowski, 37, disposed of the surgically removed testicles
The body parts had been 'rotting' in his fridge for more than a year


So who the hell is in control of things at the White House?

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin transported to DC-area hospital for ‘emergent bladder issue’

I wonder if the gall bladder will end up in someone's refrigerator.


The ONT Musical Interlude & Hot Buttered & Salted Popcorn Emporium

Maybe, just maybe, if there are enough of us with courage, strength and resolve in our hearts, we will still enjoy this song in 5 years. - Sock Monkey


You can play this for your Sweetie this upcoming Wednesday.........


I thought Cops wore protective gloves while handling aGenius Award Winner.

Horny bloke found masturbating in library managed to escape cuffs due to slippy hands
Cops were called twice to the university library to reports a man was masturbating at a computer, but when they tried to apprehend Mark Coward, he gave them the slip at first


I'm sure they would rather have their husband and father back. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

14 years after the death of an Army Sgt. in Iraq, his widow and children walked into a brand new house—gifted to them in honor of his memory.

The “Hero Home #27” was built through Operation Coming Home, a mission to help injured troops and families of fallen service members, and is located in Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina.

“We thank God for everybody who had anything to do with it,” said Ava Bradley. “We appreciate everybody. Everybody.”


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Office Games.


Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. So far, so good about the NSA, FBI, CIA and WTF.

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