The Leftwing Media Says "Biden Has Dementia, And Here's Why That's a Good Thing!"

You think I'm kidding?

You think I'm shining you on?

Think again, friend-o: There is nothing shiny about me. I am sandpaper covered in coal-dust.

I'm sure you already know that the New York Times' first instinct was to Pivot to Republicans Pounce:

Luke Thompson is posting amusing tweets, in which he quotes a member of the partisan traitor media or a member of the traitorous Democrat Party, and then pronounces: "We have entered the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency." Referencing, of course, this sort of headline that would run in Pravda every harvest season:

THIS YEAR'S GRAIN HARVEST EXCEEDS ALL RECORDS AND ALL EXPECTATIONS

In celebration of this glorious abundance, the monthly bread allowance will be raised from four loaves to two

By the way: The guy he's quoting there is no mere Twitter rando. That squirrelly little twink says he's "Keith @nagy_minaj, Dem Press Sec on Capitol Hill."

Much like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Biden is "running circles around people one-third of his age!!!!" And long may the Kween reign over her Court!!!

Oh, wait, I just got an update: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died a few months after that claim was made.

Allahpundit's favorite commentator Chris "Hotdogs" Hayes observes wisely: "He is the age he is." That's Kamala-esque.

Jonathan Chait, the nasty little Gollum shrimpdick who proudly proclaimed "I Hate George W. Bush" and saw his insignificant insect career take off because of it, saw things in Biden's performance that literally no one else did:

Erin Burnett: Biden not making sense and talking gibberish is his "brand."

ABC's "chief White House correspondant" Jonathan Karl decided he would just use the easier method of suppressing a story: He would just refuse to report on it completely.

Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell

ABC's Chief Washington Correspondent @jonkarl hasn't tweeted about Joe Biden in days.

He focuses on Trump. And selling his own book.

This isn't journalism but activism.

Karl needs to resign in disgrace.

And of course: World's Worst Boss Joey Scarbuhls:

Even this old coprophage is giving up:

Bill Kristol @BillKristol

"The potential Democratic field is better...Josh Shapiro is such a skilled politician...Whitmer, Andy Beshear, Wes Moore, Raphael Warnock, Gina Raimondo, Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris. My point is, don't worry. There's plenty of people to pick up the ball."

And Here's Why That's a Good Thing!" &bodytext=You think I'm kidding? You think I'm shining you on? Think again, friend-o: There is nothing shiny about me. I am sandpaper covered in coal-dust. I'm sure you already know that the New York Times' first instinct was to Pivot...&topic=world_news"> posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:39 PM

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