Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/6/24)

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“But I can tell you that I’m really worried that this delay is going to put the trial past June. It’s possible that Trump will try and go to the Supreme Court after he loses on the Court of Appeals. That can take months. This is a real problem.” MSNBC legal analyst Neal Katyal

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"[Traditional] clients will be gone in the next 10 to 15 years," he continued. "So I think right now the sex industry will move on more in the VR direction. Having sex in the digital world and the physical world at the same time." Co-owner Matthias Smetana

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"We paid for this trip ourselves. We took no money from any government or group," Tucker Carlson

I still have all of my teeth and most of my hair. So I don't need this new baldness remedy.

Trout gonads can cure baldness when injected into head, according to scientists

Boffins have found that trout balls can cure baldness with scientists using polynucleotides – from the gonads of the fish – to stimulate stem cell regeneration in slapheads

Fuck off Roger Goodell and all of your woke cronies.

The Super Bowl Will Again Feature Two 'National Anthems'

This coming Sunday, at the most widely viewed sporting event in America, the Super Bowl, the National Football League will feature the singing of "Lift Every Voice and Sing," the song first known as the "Negro national anthem" and now known as the "black national anthem."

The International Brotherhood of Hamsters is in favor. International Sisterhood of Strippers Gentlemen Club Dancers

Debate Around ‘Bill of Rights’ for Strippers Revived in Washington State After Unexpected Opponent Killed Bill Last Year
The campaign manager for Strippers Are Workers, Madison Zack-Wu, tells the Sun that ‘surprisingly a lot of our opposition has been older Democratic women.’

Poor planning on this 12 year old's part. Leave it to a doggeh. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Massachusetts police K9 followed her nose to help find a 12-year-old who went missing in frigid temperatures last week, tracking the child’s scent for over two miles, authorities said.

K9 Biza, a female German shepherd, was called on to help after officers learned the child left their home at around 10:30 p.m. Wednesday and was last seen in the Pakachoag Hill area of Auburn, the Auburn Police Department said.

My bad. Maetenloch submitted the Top 10 list to me yesterday and I forgot to include in last night's ONT. Here it is..........


Top 10 commenters:
1 [461 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus' [64.68 posts/day]
2 [358 comments] 'Montec'
3 [343 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [325 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
5 [319 comments] 'BurtTC'
6 [309 comments] 'Ciampino - pronounciations'
7 [306 comments] 'm'
8 [288 comments] 'Archimedes'
9 [284 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra'
10 [282 comments] 'runner'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [291 names] 'Ciampino - pronounciations' [40.83 unique names/day]
2 [86 names] 'The Elite '
3 [79 names] 'Sid Fields'
4 [60 names] 'Miklos, solver of potentially Problem Situations'
5 [52 names] 'Godspeed Apollo Creed'
6 [49 names] 'pookysgirl has her first ultrasound tomorrow'
7 [46 names] 'But I'm weirded out by her'
8 [38 names] 'A Party of Opposition Without an Alternative is a Party of Losers Reminiscing about the Past'
9 [37 names] 'browndog unearthing eternal truths'
10 [35 names] 'fd'

$67,100.00 is a weird amount for bail. But then again we are discussing tonight's Genius Award Winner.

Police in South Carolina tracked down a man who wore a ski mask and camouflage vest with his name on it to kidnap his on-again off-again girlfriend, an arrest affidavit says.

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