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February 05, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/5/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“With the prison ecosystem feeling the effects of society’s inflation,” he writes, “the poor get poorer and then the poor get desperate.” Shakeil Price, an incarcerated man in New Jersey state
Jeepers, I wonder what that inflation is for people on the outside. Can't do the time? Don't do the crime.


Quote II

“The U.S. State Department role in all of this has been a colossal embarrassment and this promotion is just another slap in the face to the veteran population.Instead of being held to account and relieved her duties [Jacobson] was promoted.”> Retired U.S. Army Lt. Colonel Scott Mann



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Earlier today Ace covered the lousy Immigration Reform Bill and some Indian broad. Mark Dice takes a look at these as well.

While we are discussing illegal immigration. Here is a story that just stuns me. I can't believe these wetbackspeople didn't show up for their hearings. Shocked I am.

Record Number of Migrants Fail To Appear for Court Dates, Justice Department Says
Immigration judges are facing a daunting backlog of cases, especially since crossings have surged in recent years.

The number of migrants who have been ordered to leave the country surged to new highs last year, and more than 150,000 of them awaiting asylum court hearings failed to appear before immigration judges.

If migrants fail to appear for their hearing, immigration judges — who have been overwhelmed with cases in recent years — then the jurist can issue what is known as an “in absentia removal order,” which is supposed to lead to the migrant’s deportation.


I have your border safety/ immigration control right here. Deport every student, visitor, worker who has let their visa expire. Shut the border down, shoot to kill everyone who attempts to enter illegally. That will get their attention and dissuade many from trying to enter. Let people file for immigration from their own country.

The USA is so far in debt, we can't afford to take on the world's unskilled and unvetted refugees.


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The problem with Colorado Democrat State Rep. Stephanie Vigil along with Colorado State Senators Faith Winter and Janice Marchman? They think with their estrogen and are totally unserious about their jobs.

Colorado Bill Requires Schools to Use a Student’s ‘Preferred Name,’ Deems Refusals ‘a Form of Discrimination’

bill recently introduced in the Colorado General Assembly would allow students to change their names at school without parental knowledge or consent, and punish school officials who refuse to play along.

Democrat State Rep. Stephanie Vigil and State Senators Faith Winter and Janice Marchman introduced HB24-1039 on January 10, 2024. The bill requires public schools and charter schools to use a student’s preferred name and “deems a school’s refusal to use a student’s preferred name a form of discrimination.”

Vigil, who identifies as “nonbinary,” will reportedly present the bill to the Education Committee on February 15.

But teacher, I want you to call me.............

Non-binary? Oh FFS seek some serious couch time at the nearest shrink's office. And I'll save you the search. She's about as attractive as a hemorrhoid.


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I believe the following individuals would have no problems with a lengthy MRI. Me on the other hand? I have no desire to sink to those depths.

CAVE OF DEATH World’s deepest cave with 7,000,ft tunnels 7x the size of The Shard where explorers have died trying to reach the bottom
One caver's body was found hanging from a rope nine months after he entered the chamber

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Since when did the LAPD get pro-active with misdemeanor charges?

Killer Mike arrested on battery charge.
Well, more information is out about the stunning footage of Killer Mike being taken away after the LAPD released a statement late Sunday night.

The police announced the rap legend "was placed under arrest and was transported to LAPD Central Division" on a misdemeanor battery charge in connection with an alleged altercation shortly prior to the awards ceremony officially starting.


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A senseless crime taking away a productive member of society.

A former Donald Trump administration official has been killed after a carjacking in Washington, D.C., authorities said.

I am happy there is no such thing as hate crimes when it is black on white violence.


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WTF is going on worldwide with "educators"?!!? Genius Award Winner.

Teacher 'locks boy, 11, in class and strokes his privates as he fondles her boobs'
A teacher could face up to 20 years behind bars after she was accused of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old schoolboy, including 'stroking his private parts and let him touch her breasts'

And she should get another 25 years in prison for the bad ink jobs on her thighs.


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It would have been easy to overlook this mistake. But it wasn't. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Customer Sends Letter And Cash To Restaurant After Realizing His Mistake

Today's good news story comes from Lenoir, North Carolina.

In a heartwarming display of honesty and kindness, a customer at Side Street Pour House and Grill in Lenoir went above and beyond to rectify a simple mistake, turning an ordinary lunch outing into a remarkable story of goodwill.

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