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February 04, 2024

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/4/23) Other Things Got In The Way Edition

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“We hope viewers enjoy watching what they tuned in for—the game,” White House spokesperson Ben LaBolt

Translation=There are not enough medications to disguise his dementia for this interview.


Quote II

“These traitors chose to side with Nancy Pelosi, AOC and over 200 Democrats to undermine the institution, their fellow Republicans and a duly elected Speaker,” McCarthy ally Brian O. Walsh


Quote III

“Most of this money will go directly to the U.S. Military Industrial Complex (MIC), which, if you’re keeping up, prefers to be referred to as the Defense Industrial Base (DIB) now. Watch for those stocks to go up Monday.” Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY)


Quote IV

“They didn’t tell me anything. I don’t understand why they’re doing this to me.” Fisherman Bobby Parkhurst


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The Comments of The Week

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Tonight's first Comment of The Week was submitted to us by Jim New Sunk Dawn.

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Nimarata Nikki Randhawa is on one hell of a ego trip. Hopefully she is burning through the Never Trump money faster than ..........

Nikki Haley Refuses to Drop Out of GOP Primary, Insists She’s ‘in This for the Long Haul’

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Legally Sufficient submitted the following Meme and Weasel submitted the Mystery Click for the Horde's approval. I approve!


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The ONT Musical Interlude & All Around Good Time Emporium

The following have birthdays today, February 4th.


1951 - Phil Ehart
Phil Ehart, from American rock band Kansas, who scored the 1978 US No.3 single 'Dust In The Wind', and the 1978 hit single 'Carry On Wayward Son'. which was the second-most-played track on US classic rock radio in 1995 and No.1 in 1997. Viathisdayinmusic.com



1948 - Alice Cooper
American singer, songwriter Alice Cooper, (Vincent Furnier), who formed the Earwigs, and then the Alice Cooper Band, who had the 1972 UK No.1 & US No.7 single 'School's Out', the 1972 hit 'Elected' and the 1973 US & UK No.1 album Billion Dollar Babies. Cooper's live shows featured guillotines, electric chairs, fake blood, deadly snakes, baby dolls, and dueling swords. Cooper is now also a radio presenter. Via thisdayinmusic.com

I've seen Kansas live twice in the past 3 years. Awesome shows. And nearly two hours of solid music without an intermission.


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Good doggeh!!!


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The Fabulous and I are only humans and we occasionally disagree with one another. But after reading the following story I think we are saints. Genius Award Winner.


Minnesota mom arrested for alleged sexual romp with two boys, 15, after spat with hubby

From hot tub to hotel room, a Minnesota mom was arrested for alleged criminal sexual conduct with two boys she claimed “she wasn’t going to go through with.”

Marital issues were reportedly blamed for 39-year-old Allison Leigh Schardin’s alleged felonies in mid-January when her family found themselves staying at the same hotel as a visiting hockey team. According to a report from the Star Tribune, after being arrested Thursday the mother of two young sons admitted to sexual contact with two 15-year-old boys she’d engaged with in a poolside chat.




She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
(. . . he shoots . . . he scores!)

He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her
(. . . rude!)

Hockey, Irish Setters, Zappa & Genius Award Winner all in one. You're welcome.

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There has to be an easier way to keep the Ninjas away. Just ask our Genius Award Winner.

A Marietta man is accused of shooting 127 rounds at “ninja like” people he believed were after him.

Richard Ray West, 37, is accused of shooting approximately 127 rounds from a 40-caliber handgun, while under the assumption that “ninja like” people were after him, on Jan. 18 between midnight and 9:28 a.m. The incident occurred in and around the property of J & R Cycle Shop, 1431 Canton Road in Marietta, near the intersection of Dickerson Road and Canton Road NE, according to an arrest warrant from the Marietta Police Department.


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With people like this, perhaps we are not Doomed. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

QUEMADO, Texas — Some twenty miles north of the Texas-seized border park in Eagle Pass, Texas, hundreds of rallygoers congregated on a private ranch in the small border community of Quemado. A crowd of what appeared to be more than 500 people gathered and listened to inspirational speeches and Christian music on a warm Saturday afternoon. One of the event organizers told Breitbart Texas the group intends to carry out a peaceful demonstration with a message of prayer for the security of the United States.

At the ranch’s gate, volunteers with the “Take Our Border Back Rally” identified those seeking to enter and allowed media from across the country to cover the rally. Inside the small ranch, food trucks and vendors selling patriotic t-shirts, caps, and other items were posted near a stage where a band played Christian music.


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