(Debunked) Rumor: Foreign-Born Former Illegal Alien and Hoochie Trull Gisele Fetterman Has Abandoned Her Husband Due to His Support for Israel

Always, and I do mean always, trust content from Ace, even if -- especially if -- it's a comedy piece and seems outlandish and absurd.

Update: Maybe not. People have added community notes indicating that "misha" (RUSSIAN BOT FARMER) is making stuff up.

According to "misha," this fugly scamster has she's left Fetterman's Monster and is now a free and single Bride of Fettterman.

Ugh. How revolting. Mothers, lock up your sons! They don't want none of this!

Ugh. She looks like Caesar Romero got his Jokerface stuck in one of those face-smooshing machines. I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like. It's not my problem if reality can't accommodate my metaphors.

Never trust a cashewhead. That's my policy, and it's gotten me this far.

Magills @magills_

Fetterman finally got that annoying lump removed

The news is just filled with women with swampcooch. Why? Why must it be this way? Why can't they clean themselves properly?

You're supposed to be selective about what you put in that thang. It's not a dumping ground for any dirty thing that comes through your transom. A vagina is not the stupid garbage-drawer next to sink. Or at least it's not supposed to be.

There is no reason these stankbeasts need to keep dead batteries, dried-out rubber bands, and chopsticks in their vages. Throw 'em out, hosequeens. Clean that thing out.

Is any of this true? I don't want to put much stock in the claims of "misha." That's a RUSSIAN name, you know. MACEDONIAN CONTENT FARMERS!!!!

But I'll entertain any rumor that gives me the excuse to post this:

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:00 PM

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