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January 29, 2024

Pro-American-Invasion Biden Begs Congress to Pass His Mass Amnesty Bill

Fuck you.

Note that Biden is eager to play footsie and cut deals with his Iranian frenz -- but refuses to negotiate with Republicans in good faith about the border.

President Biden urged lawmakers on Friday to move forward with a contentious proposal to combat record levels of illegal border crossings under his administration, calling it the "toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country."

It's so tough that it authorizes up to 150,000 illegal aliens entering our country per month with zero deportations. Note that the highest level of illegal alien entries under Trump was 130,000 per month.

So long as "only" 150,000 illegals enter per month, no deportations.

Only when illegal entries exceed 5,000 per day -- or around 150,000 per month -- does this " " " deal " " " authorize deportations. And only if it exceeds 5000 per day for a full week.

And even then, it only authorizes them until the number of illegal aliens crossing the border per day falls under 5,000 per day again.

Why are you not satisfied with this great deal, racists?

This "deal" is not aimed at slowing illegal immigration -- it is aimed only at the bad optics of people rushing the border in great masses.

If they stop near the border and game it out to make sure that no more than 5000 per day cross into the US, then there are no deportations authorized.

Biden does not want to stop illegals from rushing the border. He just wants to stop Fox News' Bill Melugin from getting good helicopter footages of hundreds of illegals rushing the border all at once.

He just wants them to pace themselves. He just wants to stop them from giving Fox News juicy video.

The deal tying $61.4 billion in aid to Ukraine with increased border security measures is seemingly dead on arrival in the Senate -- and is staunchly opposed by several congressional Republicans -- despite months of negotiations between the White House and a bipartisan group of senators.

There are zero "increased border security measures." All the "border security money" is actually just money to house and process and provide medical care to the illegals, and then ship them into the heartland.

"For too long, we all know the border's been broken," Biden, 81, acknowledged in a statement. "It's long past time to fix it."

There is no "fixing" the border here. You're just declaring Open Borders in more words than required.

"Let's be clear. What's been negotiated would -- if passed into law -- be the toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country," the president argued.

Fuck off and die.

...

"It would give me, as President, a new emergency authority to shut down the border when it becomes overwhelmed. And if given that authority, I would use it the day I sign the bill into law," Biden said.

Again, the border would only be shut down when the feds admit that there have been more than 5,000 illegals entering the country per day for an extended period of time. And the border would only be shut down if Biden then chooses to exercise this theoretical authority to shut it down.

...

Some of the tentative bill's other provisions, obtained by The Post from a source Thursday, include continuing to allow migrants who fly into the country to receive humanitarian parole at designated airports, while restricting the practice at the border and US ports of entry; granting legal counsel to unaccompanied migrant children under the age of 13 and migrants deemed mentally incompetent; and increasing in immigrant visas to 50,000 annually.

This is all goody-bag stuff for the open borders crowed. We get nothing in return for this.


Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has branded this " " " deal " "" to be "dead on arrival," of course.

In closely related news, the House unveiled articles of impeachment against Open Borders Czar (DHS Secretary) Alejandro Mayorkas.

This is Axios, so prepare yourself for spin:

House Republicans unveiled articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas on Sunday morning, blaming him for the surge in illegal border crossings and fentanyl trafficking.

Why it matters: Republicans are barreling toward impeachment over the logistical and humanitarian crisis at the border even as they balk at passing new, stringent policies that President Biden has promised to use to "shut down the border."

LOL, we're "barrelling" towards it after three years of demanding the law be enforced. Oh and also, Biden's "border security bill" is real and we're "balking" at actually increasing border security.

The House Homeland Security committee will consider the impeachment articles Tuesday morning, and Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) has promised a floor vote "as soon as possible" after that.

Democrats and legal experts have criticized the effort, saying Republicans have failed to show that Mayorkas has committed any high crimes and misdemeanors -- the constitutional standard for impeachment.

Wrong. Refusal to execute the law is in high crime. "High crimes and misdemeanors" refers to crimes and misdemeanors that only a highly ranked government official has the capacity of committing. Mayorkas is setting aside the duly-passed law of the United States to implement an open borders policy that has been strongly rejected by the public.



The details: The articles present a series of well-worn arguments against Mayorkas.

They assert Mayorkas "willfully and systemically refused to comply" with immigration laws by releasing migrants and asylum-seekers into the U.S. rather than detaining them, and for using a tool called parole to release large numbers of migrants from detention.

And here's the spin: We don't have the capacity to arrest every illegal, so we shouldn't arrest any of them, and Trump briefly paroled illegals during peak surge periods. Therefore, Biden can implement mass parole of illegals (this means, paroling them into the US to await their hearings which won't happen for 8 years) as standard day-to-day policy.

The U.S. has never had the resources to detain every migrant who illegally crosses the border until they can be removed.

The Trump administration also was forced to release migrants into the U.S., especially during the 2019 border crisis.

This bullshit:

Republicans have made clear they want to campaign on the problems at the border, and have been reluctant to give Biden any legislative wins to address the crisis.

No, Republicans are simply refusing to allow Biden to pass a fake "fix" and then claimed he closed the border, when in fact the bill codifies and authorizes it remaining open. Until now, the open border policy has simply been a lawless executive policy, without backing by law; this " " " deal " " " would enshrine Biden's Open Borders policy as actual congressionally-approved US law.

Meanwhile, the GOP Party of Oklahoma has censured treasonous Senator Lankford for taking part in this open borders deceit and this disinformation operation aimed at the American populace.

The Oklahoma Republican Party approved a resolution Saturday condemning and censuring Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.) for his role as a chief negotiator in the Senate border security talks between Democrats and Republicans.

The resolution -- a copy of which was posted on X, formerly Twitter -- by state Sen. Dusty Deevers (R) said, "Senator Lankford playing fast and loose with Democrats on our border policy not only disfranchises legal immigrants seeking citizenship but it also puts the safety and security of Americans in great danger."

...

"Authorizing several thousand people to invade our borders before any action can be taken is contrary to the oath that Senator Lankford took to the Constitution and therefore outside of the area that he is authorized to negotiate in," the resolution states.

Lankford peddles the leftwing Democrat line that Republicans know this is a great deal but are only opposing it to hurt Biden in the 2024 election:

"It is interesting, Republicans, four months ago, would not give funding for Ukraine, for Israel and for our southern border because we demanded changes in policy. So we actually locked arms together and said, 'We're not going to give money for this. We want a change in law,'" he said on "Fox News Sunday."

"And now, it's interesting, a few months later, when we're finally getting to the end, they're like, 'Oh, just kidding, I actually don't want a change in law because of presidential election year,'" he added.

Fuck you.

We have to vote these people out of office, not only in the primaries, but in the general election, even if that means electing Democrats for a term.

Think about it: If a Democrat had this seat, we would have a good chance of booting him out and subtracting a member of the Open Borders Caucus from the Senate.

But many of the Open Borders Caucus members are nominally "Republican," and so we NEVER vote them out of office. These members of the Open Borders Caucus -- McConnell, Lankford, Thune, Corwyn -- are in office permanently because they represent (LOL) red states and the red state voters will continue re-electing them FOREVER.

They never have to change their position because they know they will NEVER be made to pay a price for it.

They defeat their small-beans primary opponents -- which is easy -- and then go on to cruise to general election victory, because we conservatives enable this treachery and reward it.

At some point we have to decide to make a (painful) stand and vote one of these guys out of office, even if that means electing a Democrat to a (painful) six year term. These people must be put on notice: We're willing to take a wound to win a necessary fight.

Below: What Lankford is letting into the country.


Thanks to Moron Robbie.

Even if that guy is not the terrorist in question -- he's still an arrogant man from a terror-supporting country making threats against American citizens for daring to question his right to sneak across our border.

We can do without his ilk.

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