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January 24, 2024

Receipts Released by Judge in Wade Divorce Prove That Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., Took Fani Willis on Pricey Cruises Through the Seven Seas of Love

The Fuck Boat... soon will be making another run.... The Fuck Boat... promises a cabin that smells like c*m....



Details of the luxury cruises Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis' allegedly took with special prosecutor Nathan Wade have been uncovered as part of his unsealed divorce documents.

Credit card statements included in Wade's divorce file from wife of 26 years, Joycelyn, show his spending over $6,000 on travel in October and November 2022.

Lawyers for Joycelyn noted how Wade booked flights for himself, Willis, and his mother to Miami and on the same day paid over $2,500 to Royal Caribbean Cruises.

Before the month was out he'd also charged $992 on Freedom of the Seas, a luxury liner that travels between Florida and the Caribbean.


"The evidence is clear that Ms. Willis was an intended travel partner for at least some of these trips as indicated by flights he [Nathan] purchased for her to accompany him," Joycelyn's attorney, Andrea Hastings, wrote in court documents.

The evidence is also clear that Fani Willis spent "upwards of six hours per day" on the "Aloha Dick."

That's not a typo. That's what Wade calls his penis, the Aloha Dick. It means both "hello" and "goodbye" and also "got you right in the eye."

Aboard ship Wade and Willis, if she was indeed with him, would have enjoyed a choice of four different pools as well as a spa, a "Casino Royale" for gamblers, a full-size theatre and numerous restaurants and bars, including the Bull & Bear English pub.


The cruise ship, which has a capacity of almost 4,000 passengers, even boasts a climbing wall, mini golf and basketball court.

Imma gonna go ahead and guess they did not take advantage of those amenities.

Fani Willis' preferred amenities were the semenities.

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The resort's amenities include beach and poolside services, couple's spa treatments, activities such as lessons in how to play "blackjack and roulette 101" and vintage wines served at its posh resort bar.

Yet another cruise charge was added in November, with Wade paying over $3,000 to the Norwegian Cruise Line. Although the exact details remain under wraps, Norwegian operates luxury cruise ships boasting "romantic suites with queen beds, private balconies" and onboard shopping, live music and steakhouses, and "enough lube to squeeze a Volkswagen through a gopher hole."

I don't believe that last claim. I think the NY Post is slipping. Disgusting filth!

The Love Boat: Skinemax before cable. (Loni Anderson and Donnie Osmond at 3:30.)


Courtney Cox and the other guy from Bosom Buddies (Peter Scolari)... in Deutsch. Entschuldigung, bitte.

Update from the DUmmies:

It's About Damn Time We Hear The Truth About Fani Willis! Magats are trumping up bogus charges to try to get her removed. Fani Willis did nothing illegal. The MSM is owned and managed by right wing domestic oligarchs. (link to Salon.com article) http://tinyurl.com/yc7w6997

The legacy press has skewed right to avoid being called 'the liberal media' which they NEVER were. News media needs controversy to hold viewers attention...all about money. Reason and truth are secondary.

Bosses hiring someone they are dating isn't a crime, but it is inappropriate and unethical as hell. "Did nothing illegal" is not the same as "did nothing wrong". Willis’s poor judgement could compromise the RICO trial! People who focus on "Willis did nothing illegal" and ignore her poor judgement and lack of ethics are missing the big picture.

Read the article. He was her 3rd choice; two other attorneys turned her down due to fear of being attacked. Perhaps he was the only one with courage enough to take the job. He was also paid at the same rate that other attorneys on the team were paid. Tempest in a teapot.

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She gets moist for 3rd choice.

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posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM

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