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January 20, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/20/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry" says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group. "But you can't come in here without a Thai". (H/T Ciampino)

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In a hurry? Slow the F down.

CAR BRUTALLY DESTROYED BY SNOWPLOW: VIDEO

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Mateus Facio was born with a Lucky Rabbit's foot in some orifice. Talk about Lucky.

A university student spent four days with a bullet lodged in his brain, mistakenly thinking he'd been hit by a stone.

Mateus Facio, 21, carried on as normal before discovering the truth, even going swimming and partying with mates. It was only when problems arose with his right arm that he sought medical help.

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NSFW-LANGUAGE

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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE & WIND CHILL EMPORIUM

How about an evening of concert videos?

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And making it's debut on the ONT Musical Interlude is..........BOC

2024, the Year of Giving........

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It takes a special person to live in a van down by the river. I am not one of those.

18 photos show the reality of van life — and it's a lot less glamorous than what you see on Instagram and TikTok

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Call me a softy if you wish. I love a story with a happy ending.

Thug Tries to Rob Concealed Carry Permit Holder during Facebook Marketplace Meetup, Pays with His Life

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He hasn't hit rock bottom yet. He's a Genius Award Winner.

A father-of-two went to great lengths to fund his heroin addiction – by abseiling down a quarry wall to steal rare peregrine falcon eggs.

Christopher Wheeldon was caught on a hidden wildlife camera, set up to monitor the nest, rappelling down a cliff face while hooked up to a harness.

An adult bird guarding the nest can be heard desperately calling out in distress but the 34-year-old tree surgeon was not deterred by its efforts to fend him off.

He is seen reaching into the nest and removing the valuable eggs, which can even fetch thousands of pounds on the middle eastern avian market.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Bacon Flow Chart.

Notice: Posted with permission, I think, by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Just remember, some assembly required, batteries not included. Instructions? Take that chance.

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I am not one of those. 18 photos show the reality of van life — and it's a lot less glamorous than what you see on Instagram and TikTok *** Call me a softy if you wish. I love a story with a happy ending. Thug Tries to Rob Concealed Carry Permit Holder during Facebook Marketplace Meetup, Pays with His Life *** He hasn't hit rock bottom yet. He's a Genius Award Winner. A father-of-two went to great lengths to fund his heroin addiction – by abseiling down a quarry wall to steal rare peregrine falcon eggs. Christopher Wheeldon was caught on a hidden wildlife camera, set up to monitor the nest, rappelling down a cliff face while hooked up to a harness. An adult bird guarding the nest can be heard desperately calling out in distress but the 34-year-old tree surgeon was not deterred by its efforts to fend him off. 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