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January 15, 2024

Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/15/24) Caucus This Edition

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The Quotes Of The Day


Quote I

“Thank the good Lord, we need all the 80-year-olds to get out of there. I will tell you that includes Trump and Biden. We got to get past all of these senior citizens that are sitting there staying for decades and years and all of that.” Former SC Gov.Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley


And we are tired of career politicians who blow smoke up our anal orifices.


Quote II

'You did not tell me as a woman of color, it would not matter what I did. My motive, my talent, my ability and my character would be constantly attacked.' Fulton County GA DA Fani Willis


Perhaps she and the NYC DA and NY State AG are prosecuting Trump because he is white.


Quote III

“The guy is knocking the ball out of the park,” Gary Leffler, a Trump supporter and caucus captain volunteer



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We need a judge like this guy here in our country. Nutella? Oh FFS.

One of the most exciting decisions for new parents is what to name their newborn. Some moms and dads go with traditional names while others use something a little more unique. Sometimes the less popular names can be quite beautiful, but there are many cases where they just wind up being bizarre and occasionally really bad. Here in America, no matter the name, it is pretty much allowed, but that isn't the case everywhere. In France, names need to be approved by a court, and the name one pair of parents picked was deemed so unacceptable that a judge promptly changed it and banned anyone from ever trying to use it again.

The pair picked the name Nutella for their little girl, but the French court rejected it. According to French paper La Voix du Nord, the judge explained the decision stating, "The name 'Nutella' given to the child is the trade name of a spread" and that it is "contrary to the child's interest [because] to be wearing a name like that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts." He then changed her name to Ella.


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Give me more money, pretty please.

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky will share a special stage with World Economic Forum (WEF) executive chairman and founder Klaus Schwab on Tuesday to make a guest appearance at the annual gathering of the globalist elites.

Their discussion in the front of the invitation-only audience is titled “Achieving Security and Cooperation in a Fragmented World.”

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It's been a while since we had a dose of Rageaholic.........


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New Jan 6 Footage Shows Capitol Cop Perjured Himself, Lying About Whereabouts & Altercations with Oath Keepers.

Video evidence has emerged implicating Capitol Police Special Agent David Lazarus of having committed perjury in the prosecution of four members of the Oath Keepers organization for actions during the January 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot. The video, released by The Blaze, shows time-stamped security camera footage that directly contradicts sworn testimony by Lazarus as to where he was during a critical 20-minute period during the riot.

The security camera footage appears to indicate that Lazarus would have been unable to witness the events he claims he saw involving interactions between the four members of the Oath Keepers and Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn. Lazarus and Dunn were both critical witnesses for federal prosecutors in the Oath Keeper case – and hailed as heroes by President Joe Biden and former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

Like anything will happen to the Deep State's pawn.


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Employees,you trade time for money. You are not an executive. If you don't like your employer's view on Israel, leave and go get the coding job or gay porn director.

Biden Administration Antisemites Plan Massive Walkout

Hundreds of Biden Administration employees are planning a walkout on Tuesday.

According to organizers from a group called "Feds United for Peace," government workers across 22 departments intend to walk out of their jobs to protest the Biden administration's stance on the Israel-Hamas war.

Gutless pampered bureaucrats.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Thermal Underwear Emporium


On this day: January 15, 1994 - Harry Nilsson
American singer songwriter Harry Nilsson died in his sleep of heart failure after spending the previous day in the recording studio. He recorded 'Everybody's Talkin' from the film Midnight Cowboy and wrote hits for Three Dog Night and The Monkees. Had the UK & US No.1 single with his version of the Badfinger Evans & Ham song 'Without You.' When John Lennon and Paul McCartney held a press conference in 1968 to announce the formation of Apple Corps, John was asked to name his favorite American artist. He replied, "Nilsson". Paul was then asked to name his favorite American group. He replied, "Nilsson". via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: January 15, 1941 - Captain Beefheart
American musician, singer-songwriter and artist Don Van Vliet, (Captain Beefheart). He released the albums 'Safe As Milk', 'Trout Mask Replica', and 'Strictly Personal' with his Magic Band. His expressionist paintings and drawings have been exhibited in art galleries and museums across the world. Beefheart died on 17th Dec 2010 aged 69 from complications from multiple sclerosis. via thisdayinmusic.com


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To be be arrested from your actions on Spirit Airlines makes you a Genius Award Winner.

The FBI is investigating a Spirit Airlines passenger who allegedly asked flight attendants to join the “mile high club” earlier this week, the Department of Justice announced Friday.

James Warren Finnister, 47, is facing criminal charges for interfering with flight crew members, sexually harassing and assaulting flight attendants, and engaging in other disruptive behavior while onboard Flight 693 from Louisville, Kentucky, to Orlando International Airport.

Court records state the Detroit native first asked the lead flight attendant if she wanted to join the “mile-high club,” before pulling a second crew member into his seat and asking her the same question.


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DOT and local street departments will look to implement rough roads after reading Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Dead’ Man Jolted Back to Life by the Intolerable Bumps of India’s Potholes

They breed anger and derision; they cause annoyance, discomfort, and even expensive repairs, but India’s famous potholes actually saved a life on Friday.

The ‘late’ Darshan Singh Brar was being transported to the Indian version of a wake after his untimely death from a chest infection at the age of 80.

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