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January 12, 2024

This Is The Way The World Ends: Not With A Bang But An ONT

Fair Friday to you all! You know, I often get asked how I organize the memes and stuff for Friday night...


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Truthfully, I had to move the folder where I keep all the used memes to make space on my HD t'other day. It was over 16GB!


Today's cute content


We were SO CLOSE!

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So it's Big PARMA that's been sticking microchips into people...

Where to find me in the store

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Proto DDR

I actually had a whole article about this dance, the people and culture involved, etc. I was going to put it in a Thursday ONT. But I lost the link, forgot the name and all I had left was this clip, so enjoy.

Fido Friday: Conflicting reports

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Where there's a will there's a will

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Important information


Idea for Paris 2024

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Worrying

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Built Ford Tough


But what could it mean?

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War. War never changes

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I did not know you could prank an ant, but you can


The evolution of humor

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There's gold in them thar beans

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I don't think this is real, but considering some bowling alley animations out there, it wouldn't shock me if it was


Skills

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Quirky, just like everyone else

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Like Colt 45, it works every time


That's over 1 million today

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I do sort of feel for the younger generation, but I also don't know where they got this idea that they would graduate college, start working for a gazillion bucks and be on easy street. That wasn't how it was for me or really anyone I knew. You work your way up. Have roommates. Save for a bit. Buy a small house in a less desirable neighborhood and move up in 5-6 years. Oh, and don't vote for people inflating the currency through the roof and importing millions of new people without building millions of new houses. QED

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the power of prayer:

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