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January 02, 2024

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (1/2/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"Indeed, it has been difficult beyond words because I have looked forward to working with so many of you to advance the commitment to academic excellence that has propelled this great university across centuries." Harvard president, Claudine Gay

Quote II

“Yeah, well, since I heard that with my own ears, I believe them, and I don’t know why someone played with the computer, and it’s not there" Mark Epstein

Quote III

"The problem is, is that we have this generation of parents that doesn't want to take accountability for not doing what they need to do to raise kids that are self-sufficient, that are socialized or kind." Music teacher and TikToker Teresa Kaye Newman


Once upon a time I would have cared. It wasn't right. But, my Give-A-Shit Meter is broken.

Don't Celebrate the Maine Secretary of State Being Swatted

We learned on Friday that Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows had unilaterally decreed that Donald Trump could not have his name on the primary ballot in her state. The unelected official took the action without any legislative action or court challenge to support it. Less than a day later, her home was swatted, with state police showing up after false reports of a man breaking into Bellows’ home were received. Nothing was found to be amiss and the Secretary of State and her family were not home at the time, so the swatting attempt ended without incident. But that fortunate result doesn’t make this attack harmless or meaningless. (NY Post)


I love President Trump's latest move against the Commie News Network. Fox News Announces Trump Town Hall to Go Head-to-Head with CNN Debate

Former President Donald Trump has agreed to sit for a town hall with Fox News that will air opposite the Republican presidential primary debate next week on CNN.

Fox hosts Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum will co-moderate the discussion with the GOP front-runner at an event to be broadcast at 9 p.m. ET Jan. 10 from Des Moines, Iowa, only days before the Iowa caucuses, Fox News reported Tuesday.

That is the same time as the CNN debate.



She seems nice. But, I already have a trophy wife. For you single guys she will be available in three years and eight months.

California equestrian admits to placing $2 million hit on husband, receives less than 4 years in prison

A high-maintenance equestrian previously known for being involved in a multimillion-dollar horse show in San Diego recently admitted to putting a $2 million hit on her husband. She has been sentenced to less than four years in prison for the crime, according to KNSD.

Tatyana Remley, 43, pleaded guilty to solicitation to commit murder in connection with an attempt to get a mutual friend to murder her husband, Mark Remley. The verdict was determined in Vista Superior Court on Thursday.

What good are gun laws when they aren't prosecuted.

Soft punishment? Sure. But, it is better than no punishment at all.

Sam Bankman-Fried, a Hillary Clinton donor and mega-donor to the Democrat Party, has suddenly had a second trial charging him with unlawful political donations and bribery of foreign officials dropped.

This was after he took part in one of the largest financial collapses in history. The decision to not go after these charges against him comes as a giant surprise to many and critics believe it may have to do with his connections within the Democrat Party.

“Federal prosecutors said Friday that they do not plan to proceed with a second trial against Sam Bankman-Fried, citing public interest in a speedy resolution of the case that has seemingly irritated those who were hoping to see the disgraced FTX founder prosecuted to the fullest extent,” the New York Post reported.


Congressman, those real African children don't count. They are out of sight and out of mind. And since they are not seen or heard, the White Liberal Grifters can push their EV wetdreams.

On Monday’s broadcast of the Fox News Channel’s “Fox & Friends,” Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) argued that the cobalt from the Democratic Republic of Congo used for electric vehicles should be treated the same way as blood diamonds were before, and the only difference between blood diamonds and cobalt mined by child slave labor in the DRC is that the cobalt is backed by a political agenda.

Van Orden stated, “[W]e’ve got 21st-century slavery that is being financed by the United States government by giving people tax rebates to buy electric vehicles. … This can be stopped by changing a couple policies and making sure that we are not buying cobalt from the Democratic Republic of Congo as long as they’re using children to mine it.”



Born on this day: January 2, 1936 - Roger Miller
Roger Miller singer, guitarist and TV star. (1965 UK No.1 & US No.4 single 'King Of The Road'). He won four Grammy awards in 1965 including Best Country & Western Album. Roger died of lung cancer on October 25th 1991, aged 56. Scottish duo The Proclaimers had the 1990 UK No.9 hit with their version of 'King Of The Road.' via


On this day: January 2, 2019 - Daryl Dragon
American musician and songwriter Daryl Dragon died from kidney failure aged 76. He was known as ‘Captain’ from the musical duo Captain & Tennille with his then-wife, Toni Tennille. They scored numerous hits on the US singles charts, the most enduring of which included ‘Love Will Keep Us Together’, ‘Do That to Me One More Time’, and ‘Muskrat Love’. They hosted their own television variety series on ABC in 1976–77. Dragon also worked on The Beach Boys' 1972 release Carl and the Passions – ‘So Tough’. via

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Just remember: Frank Zappa >>>>Abba. This discussion is now closed.


About that blueberry pie honey. Do you remember when I saved you? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Man, 76, Hears Wife Scream, Shows Up with a Gun and Defends Her with Fire and Fury

A 76-year-old Florida man used his trusty firearm to save his 74-year-old wife while she was being attacked during a violent home invasion.

Around 3 a.m. Wednesday, Robert Jackson, 51, broke into the North Redington Beach home of John and Sarah Treadwell after smashing their window with a large rock, according to a news release from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.


Limp dick. Pink dildo. With some assembly you have Tonight's Genius Award Winner

JANUARY 2--After being derided as a “limp dick” in need of Viagra, an ex-con retrieved “a pink dildo” from a bedroom shelf and battered a female acquaintance with the sex toy, according to cops who yesterday arrested the alleged assailant.

Investigators charge that Steven Nurdin, 38, attacked the woman during a 1:20 AM confrontation Monday at a residence in Pinellas County, Florida.

Nurdin and the victim, a court complaint states, were arguing when Nurdin became upset upon being told that he needed an erectile dysfunction medication to address his sexual shortcomings.


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