CNN: Happy New Year, Here's Some Gay Porn

CNN rang in the new year by showing two gay men jamming their tongues in each other's mouths for about 10 seconds.

I mean, I assume they're gay. Does that make me a bigot?

They won't say it, but they do believe, the only way to be pro-gay is to just actually be gay. If you don't enjoy two men sucking face, then you're a bigot, so you'd better open yourself up to a little homosexual play.

My old friend steve_in_hb used to claim what Viva Frei is claiming: "I'd be just as annoyed seeing straight french kissing (on the BBC show Torchwood) as the gay kissing they show every other week."*

I disagree, and I think people should drop this "I have no preference whatsoever for straight sex over gay sex" act. Of course you have a preference. Duh. And you're allowed to. Also duh.

It's just this leftwing PC crap that straight people are supposed to make themselves appreciate gay sex. But if you suggest the opposite of that -- that maybe gay people could just try training themselves to be into straight sex- - it's a hate crime.

Buying into the notion that you're not allowed to prefer straight sex over gay sex is part of the whole LGBT extremist hustle -- gays are born that way, but straights are merely socialized by a heteronormative culture to be straight, and if they just "open their minds" they can learn to appreciate the beauty of gay sex.

Well, go **** yourselves. #BornThisWay, asshole. Stop attempting your #GayConversionTherapy.

Well have I got some great news for you, Rainbow Sailor Hustler -- CNN is gay all year 'round.

I don't know what this is but it seems to be Peak CNN.

* I do know what he meant -- sort of. When they'd show male-female love, the kiss would be fairly chaste. You wouldn't see a highly sexual french kiss in a normal tv show or movie. An "erotic" one, maybe, but not a run-of-the-mill one.

But when they want to show gay "love," they really push the filthiness because they've got the ideopolitical goal of "mainstreaming" gay sex. So there, you get the full french kills. And on Torchwood -- a Doctor Who spinoff that of course had a large kid audience. (Supposedly it was for "more mature viewers," but, I mean, it's a show about hunting Space Monsters.)

A male-female kiss is just a quick thing, but a gay kiss? That is a Stunning and Brave Statement, and does not count unless it's at least 4 seconds long. (Which is an eternity, really, to watch strangers pretending to kiss.)

And of course CNN set this french kiss up for that reason. No, it couldn't just be a quick smooch. It had to be a full-on porn kiss.

You Will Be Made to Applaud.

Validate us, bigots! Try gay sex or be condemned as a homophobe!

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

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