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December 22, 2023

Memey Christmas ONT

Well folks, we're almost there. 3 days until Christmas. To commemorate this occasion, tonight's memes will have a Christmas theme.

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Feline Friday: Christmas grenade


The story of the tree topper

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Jewish/Chinese Christmas

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Be careful how excited you get over your prezzies


Christ put the X in Xmas

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Put this album on when you have a hangover

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Clever display


Is Home Alone a Christmas movie?

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We three kings

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Another clever display


Dads

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It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls

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Wholesome content


Ba-rump-a-rump-dum

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Dear Santa

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You're singing this right now

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Performance review

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Christmas pun

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Christ:

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8 And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. 9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. 10 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. 11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. 12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. 13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, 14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. 15 And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us. 16 And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger. 17 And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child. 18 And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds. 19 But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart. 20 And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them. -Luke 2: 8-20

Rejoice my friends, for Christ has come that man need not die! Hallelujah!


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