Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/10/23)

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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. Frank Zappa

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“Being fat, you're constantly proving yourself. You're constantly proving that just because you're fat, you're not dumb, you're not rude, you're not stupid" TikTok user named Kaitlin (@kaitlin_elisabethh)

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“But you have to start somewhere. And if we didn’t prove it can be done, you would never, ever get sustainable aviation fuel.” Sir Richard Branson

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“I can tell you that by the end of this week, that is actually factual. I will have made more money in seven days than I would’ve made in an entire year in Congress,” Former NY Rep. George Santos

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Before we enter the world of current events and politics, does your toilet wobble? The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

A Rocking Toilet Could Be a Sign of a Much Bigger Problem
If the toilet's a-rockin' you may need a professional to come a-knockin'.

While sitting on a rocking chair is relaxing and soothing, sitting on a rocking toilet tends to have the opposite effect. As it turns out, making contact with the toilet seat while simultaneously feeling the entire porcelain fixture shift beneath you is not only unsettling—it could also be the sign of a much larger plumbing problem.

Mark Dice takes a serious look at Mrs. Frank Luntz errr I mean Kevin McCarthy...

Well there goes the National Debt skyrocketing. Again.

Zelensky to meet with Biden
The two leaders will discuss joint military projects, the Ukrainian president's office announced

The Ukrainian president Vladimir Zelensky will pay a visit to the USA on December 12, his office has announced. He is set to meet with his US counterpart Joe Biden and, according to the White House, it was the American leader who'd initiated the encounter

No. More. Fvcking. Money. None.

The new and improved Twitter X allows the "Beautiful People" to be addressed in terms they don't care for. Just ask Piers Morgan.

Fully Vaccinated and Boosted Piers Morgan Tests Positive for COVID-19 — Blames “Anti-Vaxx” for Catching the Virus

Far-left British television personality Piers Morgan has contracted COVID-19 despite being fully vaccinated and receiving a booster shot two years ago.

The hypocritical host of “Uncensored” announced the news via Twitter, expressed his frustration, and blamed the ‘anti-vaccination’ community for his infection.

The 58-year-old host shared a photo of his positive lateral flow test on Twitter, along with a candid description of his condition: “as rough as a badger’s a***.”

They want the government to apologize, isn't that cute?

Montreal family wants apology from city after video shows snow plow striking cars

As we started looking at the videos, we knew right away that it was the city,” said Confuorti. “There’s no doubt they should apologize or at least confirm that it was their fault. They made a mistake.”

Not only will Hillary Clinton never be the POTUS. Shelia Jackson Lee will never be Mayor of Houston. Ahh the good old Hillary Kiss of Death.

“She has been a champion for as long as I’ve known her, as long as she’s represented many of you in Congress,” Hillary Clinton said at a rally for Jackson Lee at the end of October. “We need her leadership, her advocacy, her grit, to get stuff done for the people of Houston.”

One evil individual pulling for another evil person.

Ukraine needs cash. It might as well take all of the cash it can get from the evil Soros foundations.

Alexander Soros, 38, who took over as the head of operations for his father’s Open Society Foundations earlier this year, travelled to Kyiv on Saturday, meeting with First Lady Olena Zelenska and later joining President Zelensky to speak at a meeting concerning the thousands of Ukrainian children currently in Russian occupied territory.

During his trip, the Soros heir committed $1 million to First Lady Zelenska’s charity and announced a partnership with the Open Society Foundations.

An affordable electric car? I still don't think this will make it to Buck Throckmorton's driveway let alone attached garage.

The next Tesla after Cybertruck will be more affordable, Musk said.
The long-planned, sub-$30,000 Tesla will first be built at the Texas Gigafactory.

EV shoppers are desperate for more affordable options.
Elon Musk is already looking forward to the next addition to Tesla's growing fleet of vehicles.

The Tesla CEO told automotive manufacturing expert Sandy Munro that the long-awaited $25,000 Tesla is nearing reality in an interview posted to YouTube following the Cybertruck's launch party.

Outstanding warrants? Leading a police chase? Genius Award Winners.

BERKELEY COUNTY, S.C. (WCSC) -The Berkeley County Sheriff’s Office says three people face charges after leading deputies on a chase in St. Stephen and damaging their patrol vehicles.

Brandon Lee Potter was charged with failure to stop for blue lights, resisting arrest, giving false information to police and driving under suspension.

William Derek Thomas was charged with evading arrest and malicious injury to property.

Ashley Sheree Hart was charged with evading arrest. Deputies said she had an outstanding warrant as well.

Deputies were patrolling around Butterbean Road in St. Stephen when they said they attempted to stop the trio for driving a vehicle with defective equipment.

A participation bicycle? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Every Third Grader Receives A New Bicycle In Unexpected Act Of Kindness

Today's good news story comes from Cumberland County, North Carolina.

In a heartwarming turn of events, every third grader at Sunnyside Elementary School received an unexpected and delightful surprise – a brand new bicycle to call their own.

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