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December 08, 2023

Do You Take This Post To Be Your Lawfully Wedded ONT?

HO! HO! HO! Christmas is bearing down on us fast, how about some memes to get in the mood?

Got a Moron wedding tomorrow. Won't say who because I don't know if he's mentioned it on here, but congratulations! Hope it's as nice as the last wedding I went to, a couple of friends of mine who met on a website devoted to ham radio enthusiasts. The service wasn't much, but man, I'm telling you, great reception.

It's Friday! Celebrate the weekend!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 9, 2023

Today's puzzle

Was this a suicide or murder and why? pic.twitter.com/R2vq7oKfck
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) December 7, 2023

Sing along meme

Try and imagine this being broadcast today

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

Choose wisely

Wife material

Prank

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

This company will have great ads. For about 6 months

Fact check: Accurate

There's always a bigger fish

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

Discuss

We used to live in a real country

Throwing shade at Master

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

Financial management

Science corner

Musical Interlude: Headbanging

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

Kinda small tip

New dialect just dropped

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

Trolley problem

Fido Friday: Puppers!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 8, 2023

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