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The family of a 9-year-old Kansas City Chiefs fan whom Deadspin accused of being racist for wearing a Native American headdress and painting his face half black and half red is threatening to sue the publisher and reporter. I hope they're not demanding that as an alternative to a lawsuit. I hope this is the first demand they're making, not the only one. Muslims in five swing states campaign to sit out of the 2024 election unless Biden endorses terrorism against Jews. I mean, unless he denounces Zionism. Wink. Muslim leaders from several swing states on Saturday launched a national campaign against the reelection of President Joe Biden over his response to the Israel-Hamas war. A little girl on an overnight trip was assigned by her school to share a bed with a boy who claims to be a girl. The school did not inform the girl's parents that they were setting the kids up in a sex bunk.
The school affirmatively lied to the parents, telling them that the children would be sex-segregated and that girls wouldn't even be on the same floor as boys. And before you think "Well that kid's gay, what's the harm?" -- no, trans boys often remain heterosexual. In fact, some boys who are overlooked and rejected by girls seem to embrace transgenderism as a sneaky way to get close to girls. Don't forget about the "transgender" boy using the girls' bathroom and committing forcible sodomy on a girl in Virginia. The French are starting to realize that their government hates them and will not protect them against foreign invaders. France is supposed to be on high alert following the outbreak of war in the Middle East, but there are mounting questions about how this attack was not prevented. The alleged killer had served four years in prison for planning a radical Islamist attack before being released in 2020 and placed under judicial supervision. This monitoring ended earlier this year, according to a report in Le Figaro, although the man was still subject to what is known as an "Individual Administrative Control and Surveillance Measure," which is run by the interior ministry. The criminal enterprise called the FBI is playing games with FOIA requests regarding its communications with tech companies, telling them to censor American citizens. If there is anything the FBI knows, you can't be convicted if there is no evidence to prove something. LOL, Bud Light distances itself from its $185,000 transfluencer Dylan Mulvaney, tries to pretend its Tranny Juice is for real men. Bud Light is continuing its attempt to pivot from its disastrous Dylan Mulvaney-led ad campaign of earlier this year by launching a new ad featuring NFL legends Peyton Manning and Emmitt Smith.
Over 2,500 police officers have left the New York Police Department (NYPD) so far in 2023, according to data analyzed by the New York Post.
Via SC Reviews, which has video of a trans man harassing an immigrant service worker. Definitely watch that. After the video of the angry, possibly-violent mentally-ill man insisting that it's "obvious" he's a woman (spoiler: It's obvious what his sex is, but it's not what he thinks it is), there's a video of a woman marrying a... 6-foot tall rag doll. Another woman was arrested for using her vibrator at the beach in view of other bathers. She didn't understand why she was being arrested, and whined to the police it only took her 20 seconds to finish. (Slightly longer than me, BTW.) Women aren't sending their best, lately. She actually looks like she would have no problems getting a man to help her in that particular way. Even if it was just letting her use his bathroom for 20 seconds. Are we going to find out she's an influencer or OnlyFans girl who was filming herself do this for money? Probably.
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