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December 01, 2023

Friday ONT: I Stick It!

Hi folks! First Friday in December. Anyone have any special holiday plans this year? Gingy fell off the toilet today, but instead of inventing the flux capacitor she gave herself a bunch of bruises. She's fine, nothing broken, but I've been tending to her all day. Here's a factoid: We're familiar with the fact that 71% of the world's surface is covered with water, but have you ever considered that in terms of volume?

That little dot in Atlanta keeps the whole world alive. (H/T @Rainmaker1973)

Seasons Greetings!

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Air Force problems

Where should Jagermeister go?

Women. Why are they like this?

pic.twitter.com/cMIok75iBk
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023

Philosophy corner

Our bad

Manager throws a blender at a complaining Karen

McFA and McFO pic.twitter.com/iVXvAVttwS
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023

Why do food blogs do this?

Sing us a song

Work tip

For really hard jobs, use a dangle grinder pic.twitter.com/hcBMDQiRZ1
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023

Test to see if you have a dirty mind or not

They did Nazi that coming

Tonight's recipe

After using the dangle grinder, have a snack pic.twitter.com/LDW6yyXFO6
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023

This is wild

Panic at the Hoover Building

Fido Friday: Smack da booty

pic.twitter.com/7ziMVUuvhF
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023

Why you need a job

Choose wisely

Real life MMORPG

Melee combat against a hunter class enemy pic.twitter.com/CxAi1azgLA
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 1, 2023

This is a wonderful idea

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