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Dogs Gone Wild Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 2 December 2023
December 01, 2023

Friday ONT: I Stick It!

Hi folks! First Friday in December. Anyone have any special holiday plans this year? Gingy fell off the toilet today, but instead of inventing the flux capacitor she gave herself a bunch of bruises. She's fine, nothing broken, but I've been tending to her all day. Here's a factoid: We're familiar with the fact that 71% of the world's surface is covered with water, but have you ever considered that in terms of volume?

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That little dot in Atlanta keeps the whole world alive. (H/T @Rainmaker1973)


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