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Screensaver-Worthy Vistas Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 23 September 2023
September 22, 2023

I Regret That I Have But One ONT To Give For My Country*

Howdy Morons! Friday meme madness is here, and I want to take just a moment to let y'all know how glad we are that you're here.

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How come you guys never prank me like this?

Say cheese!


What's your opinion?


40 M? That's absurd. I don't think the thief should get any of it. It was her money at risk, she should get the payout.

Choo, choo, choo, choo, banana train

Good brain

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A Meme ripped from this week's headlines!


Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead!

Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead was my favorite book when I was a little kid.

Free drinks.....not!

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Anything to this, or is it just a shot at Greta? (who I'll admit, is fun to take shots at)


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This was pretty much my reaction when I learned of soaking



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No flies on this kid

What's on the radio?


TR anyone?

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I'm pretty sure these are 100% legal to own

”No longer capturing tourists for ransom” is one HELL of a marketing slogan

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by heading out:

* On this day in 1776, Nathan Hale was hung by the British on charges of treason. Before his death by hanging, he said the famous quote that I've parodied in the thread title. Nathan Hale was 21 years old at the time.

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