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Quick HitsHouse Republicans rebutted the Uniparty Media-Government Complex's bleat that there is "no evidence" that Biden took part in Hunter's foreign bribery-collection operations. Yes, there is. There are at least 20 separate, mutually-confirming pieces of evidence that Joe Biden was a participant and a beneficiary of the bribery scheme. Without Joe Biden, there was no influence to peddle. Ian Millhiser @imillhiser A lot of you are probably wondering: Who is this Penile CPR Administrator Ian Millheiser? Well, I'm wondering too. I don't know who the fuck he is. I just see him quoted at Twitchy. I don't think he's very important if the only people who have ever heard of him are all at Twitchy. I think he's one of those sad pale doughy creatures who lives entirely online, like Ben Howe.
I fear this means he will be running for President for the "No Labels" party, or, who knows, the Lincoln Project Party. (How can it be they haven't gotten into that grift yet?) Via Victor Tango Kilo. The Babylon Bee reports: ![]() The Giant supermarket in Washington DC has seen theft rise by 1,000% over the past five years. They're almost certainly going to close the location, leading to another "food desert" for leftists to complain about. But before they close it completely, they're trying one last tact: They're removing all the brand-name products that could be looted and easily resold. I don't mean they're locking them behind plexiglass. They already did that. They'll just no longer be selling them, period. They weren't selling them before, anyway -- thieves were just carrying them out without paying. n the coming weeks, a Giant Food market in D.C. will clear its beauty and health aisles of all national labels. No more Tide, Colgate or Advil, only store brands. Shoppers also will have to present their receipts to an employee before exiting the store. Lie. This is the Washington Post again pretending that the bomb threats came because of Target being part of Pride Month. No, the threats came from radical trans activists who were angry that Target moved its pride and Trans-for-Kids stuff to the back of the stores in response to customer complaints. Lie lie lie -- and then get others deplatformed for spreading "disinformation." Incidents of organized retail crime increased in 2021 by an average of 26.5 percent, according to a National Retail Federation study released last year. Store owners, the report says, blamed organized retail crime for about half of the $94.5 billion lost that year to retail shrink. And I bet you thought I was exaggerating when I said "they're not selling these products anyway, thieves are just carrying them out without paying." Truth is, I thought I was exaggerating when I said that. But it turns out, my exaggeration was accurate. Some D.C. Council members have expressed concern that Giant might shut down a store that serves a ward of more than 85,000 people. Not only is a supermarket like Giant an important part of the community, it also is a lifeline for a community with limited access to quality food. Awww. The infantile, brain-damaged legions of leftists are in a never-ending cycle of denying there are any consequences for their actions, waking up and discovering there are consequences for their actions, screaming that it's unfair that there are consequences for their actions and that the government should insulate them against the consequences of their actions, and then starting over again with denying there are any consequences for their actions. Maybe try re-criminalizing theft and sending some Gentle Giants to fucking jail, where they belong? How racist of me to even suggest it!
Although he left the school at which he had been teaching, the next school district over just hired him. A New Jersey high school teacher who resigned after posting naked photos of a former student online was hired by another school district, according to reports. If you're a union-protected public school teacher, the world is your oyster. You can do whatever you want to your students and keep your job forever.
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