Are they dark jokes? Perhaps. But, I love Gary Larson's The Far Side.

Gary Larson’s The Far Side might have been dubbed The Dark Side if Star Wars hadn’t been a thing when the comic first debuted. Because since 1979, Larson has been able to illustrate comedic commentaries on death, the underworld, marriage and so many other topics that Garfield and Family Circus would never touch in a family-friendly newspaper.

And so, let’s enjoy some of the darkest and most depraved comics that Larson has conjured up over the years...

If The Fabulous won't allow me to get a new puppy, perhaps one of these guys.
Thanks HB.

Yes, yes I'm breaking a Saturday ONT rule, no politics or current events. But I enjoy sharing classy "Fvck You" stories with you folks.

He had 400 hogs delivered to what, at this point, was one of the busiest roads in town': Farmer gets revenge on developer and city government who won't pay him a fair price for his land
The bustling pace of urban life is often seen as an affront to those who have only known the relative peace of pastoral living. The two lifestyles are presented as opposite sides of the same coin, with neither capable of existing with the other—on account of the fact that the encroaching bounds of metropolitan life dissolve the countryside like a seltzer tablet in a glass of water.

This story originated from a user who claimed to have found it in a comment on a different Reddit thread, neglecting to provide an exact source or correct attribution. Commenters who sought to come up with a source themselves couldn't agree on where the story had originated… though one thing remains certain: Stories such as this float like folklore amidst many communities, with farmers, such as this one, standing as mythological figures locked in a struggle against the lines of an ever-approaching urban society.

True? I don't know. But it's fun.

A taboo subject? No shit Sugar-T!ts.

I breastfeed my husband - it's made him healthier and has brought us closer together

Rachel Bailey, 30, from US, says it's 'not a kink' for her and husband Alexander

ne woman has revealed that she breastfeeds her husband - and says it has not only made them closer, but is also good for his health.

Rachel Bailey, 30, from the US, started the unusual practice with her beau Alexander, also 30, in 2017 and the couple haven't looked back since.

The mother-of-three claims Alexander hasn't had a cold in two years and has since gotten plenty of compliments on his skin.

In this instance: Shake Your Money Maker, did not work.

A stripper was left humiliated after a video emerged of her trying to seduce a cop while he arrested her on suspicion of drunk driving.

Grace Spoonamore, 20, allegedly crashed her car into another vehicle before driving off at high speed, but she was spotted and flagged down by an eagle-eyed policeman.

But as Officer Dominick Demedal pulled her over at a traffic stop, Ms Spoonamore tried flirting with the "handsome" copper, only to have the interaction caught by a bodycam, reports MailOnline.

I've never had Little Caesar's Pizza. It might be good. But is it Genius Award Winning good?

SEPTEMBER 12--A Tennessee man has pleaded guilty to pointing an AK-47 rifle at Little Caesars employees because his $6 pepperoni pizza was taking too long to cook, records show.

In a plea deal, Charles Doty, 64, agreed last month to cop to his dangerous gunplay at a restaurant in Knoxville. Doty, who was charged with multiple felony counts, is scheduled to be sentenced on September 29 after pleading guilty to four aggravated assault counts.

As a result of Doty’s “blind plea,” the “length and manner of service of the sentence” will be solely determined by a Criminal Court judge, according to a prosecution spokesperson.

Police say Doty became incensed after being told that his pizza would take ten minutes to prepare. Doty demanded a free order of Little Caesars “Crazy Bread” before briefly leaving the restaurant, which is about five miles from his residence.

In 1990 (Get off my lawn!) I was thrilled to have my Nokia Bag Phone for my job. Technology keeps on keeping on.

Olivia Rodrigo is continuing her reign as Gen Z’s tech mogul, but this time she’s partnering with Apple. The angsty singer-songwriter released a brand new music video for her album GUTS that was shot entirely on the newly announced iPhone 15 Pro.

The music video is for the track “get him back!” in which Rodrigo muses about her wishy-washy feelings toward a less-than-stellar ex-boyfriend (we’ve all been there). The video was announced by Rodrigo yesterday and was released following Apple’s Wonderlust event, during which the newest generation of the iPhone was unveiled. A behind-the-scenes clip posted by Apple shows us a glimpse of how the video was shot with the iPhone 15 Pro strapped into an external gimbal, smashing through car windows, and being whipped around by Rodrigo herself.

I have no idea who Olivia Rodrigo is or what her music is about. But it is an amazing story IMHO.

This is what happens when you are out on the streets instead of participating in The ONT.

Moar of a dumbfvck than a Genius Award winner.

37 Sobriety Stories.

It's no secret that the life of a rock 'n' roll artist is often one of excess.

As many of these people will tell you, there's a lot of trouble one can into on the road, and it isn't always as glamorous as it appears on the surface.

For some, drugs and alcohol eventually led to their deaths, often at a young age: Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham, Janis Joplin and Keith Moon died as a result of addiction. But others have stared substance abuse in its face and overcome it. Getting sober, sometimes after years of being an addict, isn't easy, and neither is sticking to it. But for those who accomplish it, it can feel like a weight has been lifted.

Quitting tobacco was the hardest thing I ever did. Period.

I'm the first to admit, I lead a selected sheltered life. But honestly, I didn't know this was a debate that needed to be settled. FFS it's not toilet paper roll hanging. That's a debate.

Doctor finally settles debate on whether to shower in morning or evening
The highly debated question of whether you should shower in the morning or evening has finally been debunked by skin specialists - as it can greatly impact your health

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by UniSex Restrooms.

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