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Quick HitsSurgeons boast that they've engineered "vagina-like" permanent wounds in boys as young as 15. At 15, boys can't legally smoke a cigarette. But an increasing number are requesting--and undergoing--surgery to recraft their genitals, a study shows. Tim Scott was asked about the left's latest lie about Ron DeSantis, that Florida's education standards say that slavery was good for slaves. No. The black coordinator for the standards has refuted that. A single mention that some slaves were skilled laborers is not only historically true -- which should, you know, matter -- but inserted to make the point that slaves were not mere objects, is being blown up into "Ron DeSantis said that slaves never had it so good." Slves were humans, and had value independent that assigned by members of the (largely white) woke left who sees black people only in terms of the opportunity to do some White Savoiring. When Tim Scott was asked about the left's latest divisive racist lie, he decided that Conservative Principles Require Him to slander Ron DeSantis and agree with Noted Conservative Kamala Harris. Kurt Schlichter says: That's a wrap for Tim Scott. The rap on Tim Scott is that he is too nice to be a modern Republican... If by "Tim Scott is too nice" you mean "Tim Scott is over-eager to accept the intrusion of a strange man in his rectum," then sure, he's too nice. ...but that's wrong -- he's too weak to be a modern Republican. The man consistently defaults to submission to the woke left, but the times call for a warrior and his brand is soft surrender. Yeah, it would be nice to live in an era where we have the luxury of a president who dodged the draft in the culture wars, but we do not live in that time. Tim Scott needs to stay right where he is, an affable but unaccomplished senator firmly within the tradition of the political puffballs that South Carolina's GOP inexplicably turns out. Let him be nice somewhere where his alleged niceness won't shaft us again. DeSantis responded to Kamala Harris' lie. He should respond to Tim Scott, too. But of course we know that Trump's online rabble are pushing this crap. Just to prove that I'm telling the truth when I say Trump does nothing but pay trolls online to attack DeSantis with fake stories, here comes the latest scoop from the Alex Bruesewitz/"National Pulse" braintrust. This will finally sink "Ron DeSanctimonious."
Not the Laura Loomer...? Wow that is a huge story, future Pulitzer-Prize-winner Laura Loomer. Well done.
Wow, you would never guess that Donald Trump paid off a stripper to keep quite the adulterous affair he had with her, or that he's been found culpable of sexual assault against a woman. Before you object -- stuff it. I'm always being told "Gee I don't know why DeSantis people are so angry about Trump's constant scumbag lies, this kind of thing always happens in a primary, just deal with it." Well Trump was found liable in a rape lawsuit. Deal with that. We have ONE RULE here, people. Not one rule for the Trump scumbag and another rule for his opponents. I guess Trump will be running on morality now. Trump, who has spent most of his campaign money and time attacking Ron DeSantis rather than Joe Biden, now calls upon his opponents to drop out of the race because, you see, just by contesting the nomination, they're attacking other Republicans instead of Joe Biden. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? At a moment of growing legal peril, Donald Trump ramped up his calls for his GOP rivals to drop out of the 2024 presidential race as he threatened to go after Republican members of Congress who fail to focus on investigating Democratic President Joe Biden. Even by Trump's slimy standards, that is outrageous. He has done nothing but attack an actual conservative Republican who, unlike him, is able to achieve win after win on conservative policy, instead of ranting on Twitter all fucking day. The former president and GOP front-runner said it was time for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and others he dismissed as "clowns" to clear the field, accusing them of "wasting hundreds of millions of dollars that Republicans should be using to build a massive vote-gathering operation" to take on Biden in November. How much of the money you've grifted from supporters have you spent on that, Mr. So-Tired-of-Winning-That-You-Just-Stopped-Winning? Trump's brand lately is losing. Losing his own races, and making horrible picks based just on whether someone is 1, a celebrity (or, really, a "celebrity;" Trump is desperate for anyone that he can pretend is in "show business") and 2, willing to kiss his ass. And these picks also lose. He has to prove he is capable of winning -- and of answering the many, many criticisms that the media/left has of him, but also the criticisms that actual conservative right has of him. If he can't do that, then he can't win, and he should drop out of the race. I was told many times that "if DeSantis can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen." Same for Mr. Classified-Documents-Shower-Offer. If Trump can't take an actual conservative calling him out on his weakness and liberal instincts, then he should get out of the kitchen. And go sell his NFTs at $100 a pop to his supporters. A "raw vegan" YouTube influencer dies of, get this, starvation. Vegan influencer Zhanna Samsonova has reportedly "died of starvation" after subsisting exclusively off a diet of exotic fruit in Malaysia, according to her friends and family. Via a commenter: From GoFundMe: I'm with noted jurist Elihu Smails on this one. Update: Here's an even better one. Thanks to a Provocative Parade of Perverts. CNN uneducated incompetent asserts that there's no evidence that anything Hunter Biden did was a crime, and gets smashed in the face with facts. CNN is very upset that the man with the penis they long to sip is called a "scumbag" by the Polite Company Republican on the panel. Jennings wasn't having any of it, and went off -- which caused hurt feelings for some on the CNN panel which included LaRosa, far left political commentator Karen Finney, former Mike Pence chief of staff Marc Short, and anchor Kasie Hunt, the latter of who predictably tried (and failed) to run interference on behalf of the Bidens:Hunt: But, Scott Jennings, the president has made being a family man a central part of his political identity.
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