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July 27, 2023

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Tranheuser-Busch is laying off hundreds of working-class people due to the disastrous incompetence of its Ruling Class executives.

Bud Light parent company Anheuser-Busch laid off hundreds of U.S. workers after Bud Light sales declined for months following a collaboration between Bud Light and transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney.

Anheuser-Busch said the layoffs would impact less than two percent of its nearly 18,000 U.S. workforce.

"While we never take these decisions lightly, we want to ensure that our organization continues to be set for future long-term success," Anheuser-Busch Chief Executive Brendan Whitworth said in a written statement. "These corporate structure changes will enable our teams to focus on what we do best--brewing great beer for everyone."

And also: Never admitting a mistake. Because the incompetent, poorly-educated, stupid and useless Ruling Class never, ever confesses error. That would really hurt #MuhMentions on Twitter!

Speaking of the Clintons: An associate of Jeffrey Epstein is being sued for r4pe. No, not Bill or Hillary Clinton. A guy named Leon Black.

Leon Black is a billionaire investment adviser who had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein that began in the 1990s. Yesterday a lawsuit was filed by a woman who claims she was raped by Black at Epstein's New York home back in 2002 when she was only 16-years-old. The alleged victim is also autistic and has a form of Down syndrome.
According to a lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court in New York on Tuesday, Epstein and his longtime girlfriend and associate, Ghislaine Maxwell, trafficked the girl to Black in 2002. The lawsuit says the plaintiff, now in her 30s and identified by the pseudonym Jane Doe, is autistic...

The plaintiff is autistic, and was born with Mosaic Down syndrome -- a condition that shares similarities with other forms of Down syndrome, including intellectual delays and disabilities, the lawsuit says. It describes her developmental age as about 12 years old...

In late spring or early summer 2002, the lawsuit says, the girl was told she was being "shipped off" to New York City to meet Epstein's "special friend," Leon Black. After she arrived at Epstein's home, Black allegedly subjected her to anal and vaginal rape using adult sex toys, according to the complaint.

"The violent and sadistic nature of Black's rape left an indelible mark on her, both physically and psychologically," the lawsuit alleges.

Black's lawyer is Susan Estrich, the feminist lawyer and loudmouth. She builds up her "feminist" cred so that she can in turn use it to get rich men accused of sexual improprieties off the hook. She denies the charges.

And speaking of feminists who defend r4pists, Hillary Clinton blames the heat wave on "MAGA Republicans."

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took to Twitter on Tuesday to blast "MAGA Republicans" for the recent summer heat wave hitting communities nationwide.

Clinton's social media post came in response to a tweet from left-wing think tank Center for American Progress which stated "MAGA Republicans are pouring fuel on the climate crisis fire." The post included an image of recent media stories highlighting the recent spate of high temperatures in the U.S. and noted Republicans voted against the Inflation Reduction Act, Democrats' $739 billion climate package -- which President Biden signed into law in 2022.

"Hot enough for you? Thank a MAGA Republican. Or better yet, vote them out of office," Clinton tweeted Tuesday.

Hateful, diseased sow.

Speaking of filthy diseases: Sexually-transmitted-disease influencers, who give a pretty shine to having a social disease, are real and increasing.

According to a report in The Publica by Natasha Biase, the number of STD influencers erupting on social media is on the rise. There are people on various social media platforms such as Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok (naturally) trying to convince their followers and viewers that it is fine to contract STDs, including HIV/AIDS.

To paraphrase Martha Stewart: STIs. They are good things.

The piece quoted an Instagram post from "queer" sex therapist Casey Tanner:

STIs are a part of being sexually active; most people will get one at some point in their life. Folks will physically and emotionally experience STIs in a number of different ways. How we emotionally internalize a diagnosis usually stems from the stigma that people assign to these infections.

How do you internalize a diagnosis of a disease? You seek medical help. I'd say that's pretty cut-and-dried. But it is time to tear down that wall that forces people to take precautions or heaven forfend, abstain from something that could kill them.

Below, a TikTok AIDS influencer.

Speaking of sexually-transmitted diseases, New York Governess Kathy Hochul wants to provide free health care for whores. Because, obviously.

Gov. Kathy Hochul's administration is going to bat for the "world's oldest profession" by launching a free health care program for sex workers -- a move critics are slamming as encouraging a campaign to decriminalize prostitution, The Post has learned.

The state Health Department of Health has awarded $1 million in public funds combined over two years to two contractors as part of the new "sex worker health pilot program."

Under the initiative, sex workers in New York City and western New York will be provided with primary, sexual and behavioral health care, as well as dental care.

I don't know about you, but I don't have dental.

But for hookers, thieves, and pedophiles, no bounty is withheld by the Democrat party.

Speaking of shameless floozies: Sorry I was late to the prayer breakfast, I was too busy fending off sexual advances from my non-marital live-in sex partner.

Republican South Carolina Rep. Nance Mace recounted a frisky story with her fiancé at a prayer breakfast on Thursday morning.

When speaking at the breakfast, Mace told the audience about her wakeup call with her fiancé after thanking the hosts of the event. Republican Senator from South Carolina and presidential candidate Tim Scott hosted the 13th annual event, according to FITSNews.

"I woke up this morning at seven." She told the group. "I was getting picked up at 7:45. Patrick, my fiancé, tried to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed, and I was like 'no baby. We ain't got time for that this morning.' I gotta get to the prayer breakfast, and I gotta be on time."

I'm not a prude about these things -- but if I were speaking at a prayer breakfast, I think I'd probably have the wherewithal to suppress my need to brag about what I'm hitting and how often I'm hittin' it.

I'll save the news about my latest booty call for Bingo night, like a gentleman.

And speaking of those who consort with whores: The media.

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers will tell us that these people just robbed a store blind because "they needed the food."

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