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July 13, 2023

Secret Service Ends Investigation Into White House Cocaine, Claims All the Cameras in the Most Secure Place on Earth Can't Point Them Towards Any Suspect

The Secret Service, one of America's Top Men Law Enforcement agencies (they investigate counterfeiting and threats to the president), just can't figure out who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.



CNN -- The Secret Service has concluded its investigation into the small bag of cocaine found at the White House and has been unable to identify a suspect, two sources familiar with the investigation told CNN.

It's just a small bag you guys. CNN needs you to really internalize that. It's barely a crime.



Secret Service officials combed through visitor logs and surveillance footage of hundreds of individuals who entered the West Wing in the days preceding the discovery and were unable to identify a suspect, one of the sources said.

LOL.

Investigators were also unable to identify the particular moment or day when the baggie was left inside the West Wing cubby near the lower level entrance where it was discovered.

Another Jeffrey Epstein level cover-up. All the cameras were facing in the wrong direction at all times!

The second source said that the leading theory remains that it was left by one of the hundreds of visitors who entered the West Wing that weekend for tours and were asked to leave their phones inside those cubbies.

Turns out, they do have a suspect: Anyone but Hunter Biden.


The cubbies where the small bag of cocaine was found is a blind spot for surveillance cameras, according to a source familiar with the investigation.

Guys seriously, it's a small bag.

It's not even small. It's smol.

It's like a little kitten tangled up in yarn -- smol and harmless.

While there's surveillance around where the bag was found, cameras are not trained directly on the West Wing cubbies near the lower-level entrance where it was discovered, the source said, making it difficult to identify who left the bag behind.

Was Hunter Biden in the area of the cubbies on Thursday and Friday?

Note that they do not say he wasn't.

Because he was.


Mollie
@MZHemingway

The regime is rubbing your face in its two standards of justice.

Officially they deny it, but they're publicly flaunting it: We are in control, we say what is a crime or not, we say what is the truth or not, and you can't do a thing about it, Peasant Scum.

This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.






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