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Right-Wing Extremist GAINZZZFor some reason -- probably to mine those hate-clicks -- MSNBC decided to slap a new title on this article from March, 2022, and republish it, proclaiming that anyone interested in improving his or her physical fitness was most likely a political far-right extremist.
Has this pyrsyn noticed that the leftwing trans terrorist group antifa is a permanent professional Democrat-Party-supported street fighting unit, or nah? It's caught the attention of intelligence authorities, especially in Europe, where various reports have noted the role of combat sports and MMA in radicalizing and promoting far-right violence. A series of collaborative efforts between governments, national sports associations, and local gyms in places such as Germany, Poland and the United Kingdom have introduced intervention and prevention programs. They just hate men, and will not rest until men are forced by the state to take cross-gender hormones to medically reduce their "toxic masculinity." shoe @shoe0nhead The article was widely mocked, including by Joe Rogan and Elon Musk. MSNBC is going viral for warning about "the far right's obsession with fitness" -- with Elon Musk and Joe Rogan among those mocking the left-wing network's comparison of the health craze to the Nazis. Fitness and self-defense are exclusively the province of right-wing extremists, huh? I linked that the last time MSNBC published this "story." If they can repeat themselves, so can I.
It's not exactly clear why America's military personnel are getting fatter. Could be that 15 years of war have weakened the focus on fitness. Could be that millennials, with their penchant for sedentary activities like playing video games and killing time on social media, aren't always up to the rigors of military life. Could be all the burgers, fries, cakes and pies served in chow halls around the world. It might have something to do with the military making itself into a gender-f!ck joke, reducing recruitment among fit men, and forcing them to expand their recruiting pool to those expanding their waistlines. Meanwhile, a study says that people can make their brains more resilient to Alzheimer's and Brandon's Syndrome through resistance (weight) training, and that the brain benefits of such a program are visible within four weeks. Experiments involving mice showed four weeks of training with weights to be sufficient to reverse behavioral and physical alterations characteristic of the disease. Are they going to make these poor mice work out? They are, aren't they? During the study, which was funded by FAPESP, the mice were trained to climb a 110 cm ladder with a slope of 80° and 2 cm between rungs. Loads were attached to their tails corresponding to 75%, 90%, and 100% of their body weight. The experiment mimicked certain kinds of resistance training undertaken by humans in fitness centers. Mouse GAINZZZ. At the end of a four-week period of training, blood samples were taken to measure plasma levels of corticosterone, the hormone in mice equivalent to cortisol in humans; rising levels in response to stress heightens the risk of developing Alzheimer's. Levels of the hormone were normal (equal to those found in the control group comprising animals without the mutation) in the exercise-trained mice, and analysis of their brain tissue showed a decrease in the formation of beta-amyloid plaques. Well that's something. Important for me to remember: Lifting even light weights builds muscle. Lifting weights regularly builds strength and muscle -- and it doesn't matter if those weights are heavy or light. Hey, that's the name of the thread! /Producer Guy off ... After going through all this bullshit, I can confidently say that thinking too much about the best method of exercise (or dieting) which will yield the most efficient, most optimized GAINZZZ is mostly a waste of time and also often counterproductive. It's a waste of time because the difference between one regime and another is pretty incremental. Some might be somewhat better than others -- but all are better than not exercising. And it's counterproductive because people worry about their exercise program being finely-tuned and perfectly optimized for them, to the extent that they never start any program. They keep thinking that if they're not doing the most optimized, most efficient program of all, then they're wasting effort and no one wants to waste effort, so why bother at all? So people wind up not weightlifting, or otherwise exercising. because they're hung up on not being sure which of three or four competing plans will produce results 1-3% better than another. And not only that, for beginners, none of this matters at all. Beginners can get stronger and healthier by doing literally any exercise at all. They're not people operating near peak human performance who have to constantly change and refine regimes to trick their muscles into giving them just 0.1% more output. No, they can just start doing bodyweight squats and push-ups (from the knee, if needed) and begin seeing GAINZZZ in ten days. The researchers called the findings good news for anyone interested in gaining strength and maintaining more muscle. This helps prevent injury, maximizes mobility and optimizes metabolism. Yeah, the best exercise plan of all is the one you'll do, period. I've gotten so weak since I stopped weightlifting that I don't want to do any of it. It just upsets me to have such NEGATIVE GAINZZZ. But I have to keep in mind that even lifting Soyboy Beta Cvck levels of weight will slowly produce a noncvcked Alpha Male. So I'm weak now. That just means I can get Noob GAINZZZ again. Noob GAINZZZ are the rapid GAINZZZ that newbies experience because their fitness has so much room for improvement that minimal effort will yield outsized results. No one past the "Noob" level can experience this magical state of getting measurably stronger nearly every session. This guy lost over 600 pounds, dropping from a morbidly obese 823 pounds to a healthy 200 and change. He must be the most right-wing extreme extremist in the world. He eats White Supremacy and he craps Dark MAGA.
So, what are YO' GAINZZZ? Any PLANNZZZ? PROJEXXX? BOOXXX? I saw a couple of people mentioning books they had finished or were making progress on.
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