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July 05, 2023

Secret Service Promises We May Never Know Who Left the Cocaine in the White House; Karine Jean-Pierre Doubles Down on Blaming Anonymous Tourists

Earlier I made a joke: "It's a mystery that may never be solved, the Secret Service promised Biden."

Except the joke's on me -- the Secret Service really is promising that.

While the Secret Service said they are continuing to investigate, there's now also a report that they're saying the "culprit" is "unlikely" to be found, despite all those cameras and security.


But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.

The small amount of cocaine was found in a cubby area for storing electronics within the West Exec basement entryway into the West Wing, where many people have authorized access, including staff or visitors coming in for West Wing tours.

Asked what the chances are of finding the culprit, the official said "it's gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was."

"Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught" by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it's an ongoing investigation. "It's a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time."

Oh. So what does this say about this security? Or does it say more about the lack of transparency of the Biden team? Either way, not a great look when you're supposed to have security for the alleged leader of the free world, but you let this go on and seem to be prepping not to hold anyone responsible.

All of those cameras. The most secure area in the entire world -- and the Secret Service is throwing up their hands saying "It's a mystery that is just beyond our capabilities."

No, it's a cover-up which is well within your capabilities.

That article points out that the White House is lying about where the cocaine was found. It was found in the White House library, the first reports said, which is part of the main (center) wing of the White House.

But then they began spinning that it was found in the West Wing -- which is way, way far away from the West Wing. They are lying about it being in the West Wing because a lot of people work there -- it casts the pool of suspects very widely.

But that doesn't even matter, because the White House is doubling down on it claims that it must have been a tourist who for some reason took a baggie of coke through heavy White House security and past bomb-sniffing dogs and then, halfway through his tour, thought, "Hm, this cocaine's gone a bit stale, I'll just leave it in the library in case someone wants a pick-me-up while doing some late-night reading."

12 Check the visitors logs... Was Trump there recently ?

Posted by: It's me donna

So much father love.

Posted by: That Northernlurker

That's what gets me -- the 40 grams of uncut Father's Love.


There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

From JackStraw, the blog's resident expert on illicit drugs.

I'll bet you're not assisting.

You would think that even a leftwing operation like Biden's claque of Obama Partyboys would have some interest in knowing who's bringing in bags of Mystery Coke.

Their actions suggest they know exactly whose coke it is -- they just don't want you to know.

Senator Kennedy: Washington "managerial elite, the Establishment if you will" is "working harder than an ugly stripper" to cover up for Hunter Biden.

He was talking about the bribery operation, not the cocaine, but it applies equally to the "nasal anesthetic" as well.

So is anyone going to deliver a drug test to test for cocaine in Hunter Biden's system, or nah...?

Nah, right?

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