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June 30, 2023
Great Balls Of ONT
Welcome to Friday's ONT. Please dress appropriately, we require our guests to wear a collard shirt
Me, opening the meme floodgates on Friday
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 30, 2023
Friday puzzle
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Life tip: To maintain balance in your life, you need a good wife and a bunch of side hoes
(That's what I get anyway, I have no idea what they were going for)
Ooopsie
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 30, 2023
I've featured Ally the Piper before on the ONT. Someone chided her for playing Metallica. Metallica was having none of it
Coolness chart
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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 30, 2023
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One time, at band camp
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 30, 2023
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They don't graze like ruminants do, but they sure do eat grass. And anything else
End of watch
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 30, 2023
Oooh baby, let me touch you on your bonus hole
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I'm a sucker for the classics, give me the old gas
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In which we do a little bit of trolling
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How a silo is built
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 30, 2023
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