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June 20, 2023

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (6/20/23)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Everybody’s life was fucking hard. You were the prince of a goddamn country who dressed up as a fucking Nazi, and now you’re trying to come back as the Pope.” Kelly Osbourne


Quote II

“What job are you going to take? Are you going to be on the board of either Pfizer or Moderna? Because you’ve done one hell of a job in making sure that they made a lot of money.” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)


Quote III

“We’re not a school, we’re not a daycare, we’re not a children’s store either. We are a woman’s boutique.” Boutique owner Kelsey Elizabeth


Hawt Karen on Karen action

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Do you know what despicable is? Employing this twat to teach children.

Mum's praise for teen who questioned classmate's 'ridiculous' claim she identifies as cat
The 13-year-old was reportedly branded "despicable" by a teacher for rejecting her classmate's claim that she identified as a cat.

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Oh For Fvck's Sake

Submarine missing near Titanic used a $30 Logitech gamepad for steering
While rescuers fear for crew, Logitech F710 PC gamepad sells out within minutes.

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Africa is such a thriving continent where rival tribes live under peace, love and understanding with butterfly kisses and unicorn farts smell like cotton candy. Perhaps Collin Kaperdick and his fellow black Commies should relocate.

Multi-Millionaire Colin Kaepernick Finally Comes Clean: ‘Black Liberation Simply Isn’t Possible Under Capitalism’

Skin color doesn't matter. He/She/It who has the gold makes the rules.


Speaking of rules......Wesley Snipes and the late Al Capone are pissed.

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Biden’s son Hunter has been charged with failing to pay federal income tax and illegally possessing a weapon and has reached an agreement with the Justice Department, according to a letter filed in U.S. District Court in Delaware.

As part of the agreement, made public Tuesday, Hunter Biden will plead guilty to misdemeanor tax offenses and is expected to reach an agreement with prosecutors on the felony charge of illegally possessing a firearm as a drug user. It is somewhat unusual to resolve a federal criminal case at the same time the charges are filed in court, though it is not totally unheard of.

Sentencing went like this, "There, there Hunter. Don't do it again. Here's a slap on the wrist that will hurt me more than it hurts you."

The Left wants more gun control, yet gun charges seem always to magically disappear to a nothing burger.


Tucker Carlson weighs in. Bet you didn't hear anything like this tonight on Fox. Hannity is probably warbling Hunter is a Great American.


CCR also weighs in.........

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"If only travel insurance companies offered extra idiot protection".

Terrifying video has captured the moment a woman stewing over whether to jump from a cliff suddenly slipped and toppled down the rocks before dropping to the water.

The dramatic scene was coincidentally captured by Australian man Kal Glanznig, who had moments earlier been highlighting why tourists needed to get travel insurance.


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You are not saving the environment. You are a slob and lazy.

When Tim, like many of us, started working from home during the Covid pandemic, he developed a more relaxed approach to dressing. This made him consider the time and energy that washing his clothes was costing him. “It was around the time we had our second kid, so I was totally overloaded with things,” he says. “Anything I can cut out of my life I see as a challenge, so laundry was just one less thing to do.” He had already been doing less than many people – a load every week, or sometimes every two – but then he went for an entire year without washing his clothes in the machine.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & 40% Deet Emporium



Born on this day: 20 Jun 1942
Brian Wilson American singer, songwriter with The Beach Boys who scored the 1966 UK & US No.1 single 'Good Vibrations', plus over 25 other UK Top 40 singles. The 1966 classic album Pet Sounds is widely considered to be one of the most influential albums in music history. Wilson released and toured the 'lost' Beach Boys Smile album in 2004. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 20 Jun 1954
Michael Anthony, American bassist who has worked with Van Halen and other acts. Anthony markets a line of hot sauces and related products named Mad Anthony. He has a number of custom-made bass guitars, including a Jack Daniel's model shaped like a whiskey bottle. via thisdayinmusic.com

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He died winning the Genius Award.

Man dead after attempting to carjack LMPD officers, police say
The officers were searching for a wanted man near the intersection of 22nd Street and Griffiths Avenue.

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Some videos on Twitter that make one feel good.


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A birthday party is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Hundreds Of Dogs Show Up To Celebrate Man's 100th Birthday

Residents of a San Jose community came together on Sunday to celebrate the 100th birthday of beloved local resident, Dr. Robert Moore.


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