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June 19, 2023

Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/19/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“The family is horrified at the fact that throughout this process, they’ve been kept in the dark by the prosecution,” Maurica Manyan family attorney Chelsea Lewis said.


Quote II

“We don’t need to be searching for viruses that may never interact with man. And it’s worse than that. They bring viruses that we may never interact with, they bring them back to the lab, but then they manipulate them by combining them with other viruses to create viruses that don’t exist in nature,” Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)


Quote III

Our troops want to be part of a winning organization. I was in the Gulf War, and I gotta say, it felt pretty awesome even though I basically ran a heavily armed carwash. But we knew we were the best, not because of officers mouthing endless clichés about “lethality” and “readiness” but because we knew what we could do. We need that winning attitude back. We need our military to earn once again the respect of the American people such that young Americans are ready to serve in adequate numbers. Kurt Schlichter


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If I take the test I'll fail. If I don't take it do I get an (I) Incomplete?

Think you'll live to be 100? Take this 35-question quiz to find out how likely you are to live a long, healthy life

Longevity scientists have designed a quiz estimating someone's life expectancy
Those who score highly in the quiz are most likely to reach 100 years old


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This my friends is no surprise to us on the Right.

About one in four children in the United States are living in fatherless homes, making them far more likely to suffer from mental health and behavioral issues, research details.

An issue brief published by the America First Policy Institute (AFPI) finds clear correlations between children raised in fatherless homes and developmental challenges such as anger problems, violent tendencies, and overall lower educational scores.


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Mark Dice is spot on and also brings a chuckle.............

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I remember moving into our first lake home. I thought the geese and their little goslings were so cute. That lasted approximately one week. Ducking crap machines.

Residents in remote beauty spot are locked in bitter row with neighbour as they try to evict her over her pet geese which they say are 'terrorising locals and attacking walkers and tourists'
The community of eight in Berney Arms, Norfolk, are locked in a bitter row
They say Sharon Davis is breaching tenancy rules with 'aggressive' pet geese
Residents also claim she allows her horse to roam freely and is rearing a fox cub

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I might be "old fashioned". But my house works, even if it isn't Smart.

Earlier this month, Amazon locked a man out of his account, disrupting his extensive smart home system. The suspension was driven by a delivery driver who claimed the man used a racial slur through his automated doorbell system. The only problem is that the man captured the entire interaction on his security system — the communication to the worker was an automated greeting of, “Excuse me, can I help you?”

In a post to Medium, Brandon Jackson outlined how his smart home system was disrupted by a week-long lockout from his Amazon account.


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Well this trip didn't work out too well.

Expert names five theories why Titanic tourist sub vanished - and 'only hope' for rescue

Former Rear Admiral Chris Parry has weighed in on what could have caused a vessel touring the site of the Titanic crash site to disappear without contact overnight as three passengers have been named


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Help Desk Emporium



On this day: 19 Jun 2013
Slim Whitman the American country music and western music singer/songwriter and instrumentalist died aged 90. Known for his yodeling abilities and his smooth high octave falsetto, he sold in excess of 120 million records during his career. Michael Jackson cited Whitman as one of his ten favorite vocalists and Beatle George Harrison cited Whitman as an early influence. Paul McCartney credited a poster of Whitman with giving him the idea of playing his guitar left-handed with his guitar strung the opposite way to a right-handed player's. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 19 Jun 2015
Blues musician Wendell Holmes died aged 71. He released 12 albums as part of The Holmes Brothers, a family band that included his siblings Sherman and Willie. During their career, the brothers played with many artists including Van Morrison, Peter Gabriel, Rosanne Cash, Levon Helm and Willie Nelson. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 19 Jun 2020
Bob Dylan released his 39th studio album Rough and Rowdy Ways. It beame Dylan's highest-charting album on the Billboard 200 in more than a decade and it marked his seventh consecutive decade of charting top 40 albums, making him the only artist to date to accomplish this feat. via thisdayinmusic.com


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I guess there are worse ways to spend tax dollars. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

To combat learning loss over the summer, Tennessee is funding the delivery of surprise books to keep almost a quarter million kids engaged with reading.

The Governor’s Early Literacy Foundation (GELF) expanded its K-3 Home Library program to now include all rising 1st, 2nd, and 3rd grade students enrolled in a public school. In collaboration with Scholastic publishing, the program will deliver 1.2 million books to more than 200,000 students, teachers, and librarians this summer.


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Wallet? Check. House keys? Check. Drug pipe? Check. Raccoon? Raccoon!!! Genius Award Winner.

Clearwater police arrest woman for drugs, find raccoon in bag

CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) — A woman was found with a baby raccoon in her bag after police searched her belongings during a bicycle stop.

According to the Clearwater Police Department, 43-year-old Lindsay Rodewald was stopped while riding her bicycle, which did not have lights on during the night.

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