Quick Hits: The Return of Gropey Joe & The Five Fingers of Felony

The woman suing Hunter Biden for child support unexpectedly showed up at his deposition.

'Lunden has every right to be there -- but it is highly unusual,' a source told DailyMail.com.

'Attending Hunter's deposition would have been a strategic choice and perhaps a head game. And why not? It's harder for most people to be untruthful about a person in their presence.'

Bud Light will start a Hillary-Clinton-like "listening tour" to win back disaffected conservatives.

Boy, these guys really understand their customer base!

In a new bid to steady his rattled company, Anheuser-Busch U.S. CEO Brendan Whitworth vowed to protect the jobs of employees and those of independent wholesalers.

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Axios has learned that Whitworth plans to go on the road around the U.S. this summer to listen to consumers, in connection with Budweiser's MLB sponsorship.

The company's summer ad campaign, which begins next week, will portray Bud Light as "easy to drink and easy to enjoy," he added in the statement Thursday.

That should do it.

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Between the lines: Whitworth's latest statement stopped short of the apology that conservatives want. But that could alienate the consumers who have stuck with the brand.

"We recognize that over the last two months, the discussion surrounding our company and Bud Light has moved away from beer," the statement says. "We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone."

Your beer is for weirdos and pedos. No thank you.

Spotify has "parted ways" with Harry and Megan, who they paid like $20 million to for what turned out to be like ten podcasts.

Representatives for Harry and Meghan did not immediately respond to a request for comment from NBC News.

"Archetypes" saw celebrities including Serena Williams, Mariah Carey, Mindy Kaling, Constance Wu, Jameela Jamil and Paris Hilton featured.

Wow. What a line-up.

Biden tried to grab some side-boob of Former Celebrity Eva Longoria, but she caught him red-handed and pushed his wandering hands away.

The pool reporter covering this event was asked what "God save the (dead) queen" could possibly mean.

He couldn't even venture a guess.

posted by Ace at 06:18 PM

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