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June 06, 2023
Ellen Page Declares She Survived a Transphobic Attack; A Dangerous, Unnamed Person Walked Up to Her and Said, And I'm Quoting, "I'm Going to Gay-Bash You, F****t"Actor Elliot Page has shared he was verbally attacked and threatened by a crazed transphobic man -- who shouted that he was the reason "I need a gun" in Los Angeles last year. This is the Murdoch-owned New York Post, so of course they will be pretending that Ellen Page is "Elliot" and referring to her as "him." They will also report this Jussie-Smollet-level hoax as if it's just the worst thing to have ever happened to anyone.
This is very realistic dialogue which is set in a very plausible scenario. Elliot Page has a real gift. The problem is that Ellen Page continues to look like a woman, except when she takes her top off, at which point she looks like a woman who cut off her breasts and had plastic "abs" inserted under her skin. So why would anyone call her a "fa***t"? You don't call women "fa***ts." She wishes someone mistook her for a man and called her a "fa***t." She has created a fictitious "attack" in which the "attacker" is kind enough to "validate" her chosen gender expression. Do attackers often validate the "gender expressions" of their targets? No, they do not. This a wish-fulfillment fantasy in which she both gets complimented and gets to play the victim over the compliment. Elliot has some more highly plausible tales to share: The "Juno" star's recounting of the alleged verbal assault and threats comes in the wake of another story he recently shared in his upcoming memoir "Pageboy," about when a "famous a--hole" told him being gay "doesn't exist." I mean, maybe Steven Seagall, but I'm still not really hearing the ring of truth in this. It just so happens that the under-employed actress has a memoir coming out and needs to promote it. Elliot Page claims in his upcoming memoir that he had a relationship with Kate Mara while she was dating Max Minghella. Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026. Update: I totally forgot -- Ellen Page really pushed the Jussie Smollet hoax. Thanks to Blonde Morticia. | Recent Comments
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