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Quick HitsBud Light's sales dropped another 29.5% the week of May 20. That's on top of the previous drops of 20%+ for the prior six weeks. Though each time sales drop, that 20-30% fall means less and less, as the numbers keep falling from a lower and lower baseline. Walter Freeman says I'm reading those numbers wrong: I don't read the numbers the same way. It looks like all the "drops" have been YoY numbers relative to the same one week period last year. So -29% for week ending on May 20 isn't compounded with all previously weekly drops. It's still trending down though. Well okay, if you want to be accurate about it. Killjoy. Meanwhile, Dylan Mulvaney, who has been a flamboyantly gay man before deciding he was now a "girl," says he's all done being gay and now he's totally into chicks. I thought it was impossible to change your sexual orientation -- Born That Way and all. But I guess he's thinking that now that he's a "girl," if he wants to stay "gay," he'll have to start doing what most men of his gender do, which is liking girls. Why it's almost as if this talentless deadeyed clout-chaser has nothing to offer the world except for new Storylines, which are always about his always-evolving Sexual Identity.
"It would satisfy our glands and have fulsome hedonic value if you generated a miniature replica of yourself," his parental units jointly screamed in this very real conversation that definitely happened and is not just some kind of reverse-Norman Rockwell nightmarescape. But if you don't take his farcical ever-shifting gender and sexual orientation declarations seriously, you put yourself in danger of being deplatformed and de-banked. So careful out there. The Most Oppressed People Who Ever lived will use their unchallenged financial and corporate power to crush you if you disagree with them just a little bit. Joe Manchin has screwed over his constituents with his Fake Moderate act for the last time: Steven Allen Adams @stevenadamswv Whoops, we can't have a Democrat losing a Senate race! Biden's DOJ capos have an app for that! Republicans are crying foul following the news of President Biden's Department of Justice (DOJ) targeting West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice's (R) family. Now that Trump is running for President again, he has discovered he can end birthright citizenship through a simple executive order. Too bad he didn't realize this during the four years he actually was president! I guess this is another entry on the To Do list from things he could have done from 2017-2020, but just didn't get around to. I didn't like the GOPe's endless games of Conning the Rubes and Humiliating the Hobbits very much, and I don't like Trump's embrace of the game, either.
Chicago Mayor's Neighbor Allegedly Beat a Woman to Death with a Bat Oakland residents say that they're sick of the crime and wondering how it got so out of control. It is due to your demands for "decarceration" and effectively making crime legal. SPOILER ALERT! John Sexton: About 200 residents gathered in north Oakland last night to express their frustration with city officials about rising crime. Robberies are up 22% compared to last year and recently the area had 100 robberies reported in a single week, fifty of those happened in a single weekend. The crowd who gathered last night quickly got animated.[The San Francisco Chronicle:] Within the first five minutes of a raucous community safety meeting Tuesday night in North Oakland, residents vented frustrations and fear over a recent crime spike -- and their perception that city leaders are doing little to address it. A male transgender identified himself as a far left activist, but opined that things had gone too far.
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