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May 24, 2023

The Morning Report — 5/24/23

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Good morning, kids. Let me just say this; if a GOP-led House Ethics Committee can find nothing wrong with the actions, either by malice aforethought or just rank incompetence, in Eric "Yum-Yum" Swalwell's dalliances with a Chi-Com spy and actually clear him, does that fill one with strength and confidence insofar as the GOP doing all it can to go after the Orwellian Justice Dept. and FBI? Thought so.

Now on to the main abomination on the road to either Yugoslavia '92 or Germany '33. And that seems to be New York City 2023 – again.

Someone get Shellyne Rodriguez, an adjunct professor at the School of Visual Arts and Hunter College, help. She seriously needs it.

A few days ago, Rodriguez yelled profanities at pro-life students, ruining their display.

Today, Rodriguez berated a New York Post reporter, held a machete to his neck, and chased him down the street with said machete.

Shellyne Rodriguez spewed the menacing remarks when The Post knocked on the door of her Bronx apartment Tuesday morning — a day after she made headlines for flipping out on pro-life students at Hunter College.

“Get the f–k away from my door, or I’m gonna chop you up with this machete!” the manic adjunct art professor shouted from behind her closed door just moments after veteran reporter Reuven Fenton identified himself.

Seconds later, Rodriguez barged out and alarmingly put the blade to the reporter’s neck.

“Get the f–k away from my door! Get the f–k away from my door!” she raged before retreating back into her apartment and slamming the door. . .

. . . The Post reporter and photographer immediately left the apartment building, but an armed Rodriguez quickly followed and accosted them outside.

“If I see you on this block one more f–king time, you’re gonna …,” Rodriguez said, while still wielding the implement.

“Get the f–k off the block! Get the f–k out of here, yo!”

The professor briefly chased The Post’s photographer down the street to his car before coming back to kick the reporter in the shins. She finally retreated into her building just moments later.

Hunter College fired Rodriguez: “Hunter College strongly condemns the unacceptable actions of Shellyne Rodriguez and has taken immediate action,” he said. “Rodriguez has been relieved of her duties at Hunter College effective immediately, and will not be returning to teach at the school.”

I'm actually shocked that Hunter College summarily fired this beast so quickly. I'd have thought as being part of CUNY, which is now notoriously hardcore leftist and anti-Semitic (but I repeat myself), would've put her on leave, made up excuses that a colored person of color was being "triggered" by whitey, etc. etc.

Frankly, had she done a Hutu on his Tutsi's with that machete, it would have constituted self-defense. Remember, this is New York City, where psycho leftists and criminals (but I repeat-repeat repeat myself) run freely and anyone who commits the heinous act of self-defense, especially a white male against a violent black thug with a rap sheet longer than a 3,000-page continuing budget resolution, will have an equally thick book thrown at him by Alvin Bragg.

But in the grand scheme of things, there isn't much difference between this bone-in-the-nose oogum-boogum subhuman cannibal and the monster in a three-piece from North Carolina:

Roy Cooper, the Democrat governor of North Carolina, actually declared a "state of emergency in education" after the Republican-controlled legislature voted to make it easier for families to obtain school vouchers.

Cooper also took exception to Republican plans that would grant a somewhat smaller pay raise to teachers than Democrats wanted.

Ergo, a “state of emergency.” But Cooper wasn’t done going off the rails. In his May 22 address, he accused Republicans of trying to “starve public education,” and of dropping "an atomic bomb on public education.”

Incredibly, he added, “It’s clear that the Republican legislature is aiming to choke the life out of public education. I am declaring this state of emergency because you need to know what’s happening. Our teachers deserve better pay and more respect, but the legislature wants to give them neither one.”

Being for school choice is akin to starving public education? And also like dropping an atomic bomb on it? Oh, and of choking the life out of it?

Hyperbole much? Cooper might as well have said that Republicans want to “wipe public education off the face of the earth.” I’m surprised he didn’t say—face contorted in agony and with a tear traversing his cheek—“public education can’t breathe!” Is North Carolina now, like Florida, about to become a “terrorist state?”

What a pathetic asshat.

He's more than an asshat. He's a bust-out dictatorial tyrant who is, for all intents and purposes, holding a machete as sharp or sharper than Chunga the Hunter College huntress against the throat of the North Carolinian people. I cannot imagine that there is anything in that state's charter or laws that permits a governor to do this; certainly not against the legitimate normal functioning of the legislative process.

Remember too that this bill is bi-partisan, that allegedly magical word the Lefties barf up all the time as the shield and cudgel to ram illegal, unconstitutional crap down our collective machete-threatened throat. But when it's for a legitimate bill that has broad support among the electorate as well as, apparently, a veto-proof majority in the state's legislature, then that's terrorism. That's white supremacy. That's . . . INSURRECTION.

So what is the state legislature of North Carolina going to do? Can they simply ignore this fucking cancer and pass the damn bill then deem it signed in response to said cancer's actions? And even if not, why shouldn't they? Or is that a dangerous precedent insofar as "breaking the law in order to preserve the law?"

We've crossed so many Rubicons in the past several years that my magic Rubicon-crosser is all out of ink, or whatever it is that it uses to do the crossing. To hell with it. Like Antifa and BLM, they are only as powerful and dangerous as government allows them to be. Ditto this mutt piece of shit Roy Cooper buccaneer.

If I were Speaker of the NC House, I know what I'd do. See that mast head with the H.L. Mencken quote about slitting you know whats. And we can get a machete, slightly used from Hunter College. Cheap!


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