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Quick HitsNo, not from the bloody reign of knife-wielding thugs on his streets. No, it's because of... Trump's tweets. Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, suffers from PTSD but not really. Whatever it is he suffers from, though he calls it PTSD, was brought on by Donald Trump and the death threats he would receive after a mean tweet against him was posted by Trump. Because, of course it's Trump's fault. Never mind Khan received threats before Trump was president. He's pointing a finger at Trump. And, you know which finger it is. These rules generated 156,000 comments, largely negative.
Meanwhile, a parent is complaining about her daughter losing a race to a man. The parent had to complain anonymously -- for fear of bullying against her daughter and her family, and possible attempts to get her fired or even commit terroristic violence against her. A California parent of a female runner who lost to a biological male in Saturday's California Interscholastic Federation (CIF) race called it "unfair" in an interview with Fox News Digital. Mail delivery was suspended to parts of south Seattle due to rampant theft of the mail. Some south Seattle residents are claiming a significant 'mail fail' is occurring as the United States Postal Service (USPS) has halted mail delivery due to a rise in recent vandalism and theft. The USPS says it will "soon" start delivering mail again. We are living in a third world country. Mail cars are routinely robbed, now. The robbers get on to the cars and just throw packages on to the sidings as the trains move slowly through LA. And we just shrug. This is the New Normal, brought to us by those who promised they would Restore Our Precious Norms. Make sure you thank these Heroes! Officials with a Texas power company said about 16,000 customers lost power when a snake slithered into a substation and came into contact with equipment.
Because he's unmarried -- and because they want to expose him as An Gay. Senator Tim Scott (R-S.C.) formally announced his bid for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination on Monday, and Washington Post reporter Ben Terris chose that moment to reflect on asking the unmarried senator whether he is a virgin. But don't you try to expose a black candidate for the presidency as gay! That would be hateful, racist, and homophobic! Only femmy "journalists" from the Washington Post know the right way to try to out a black politician with a sus sexual backstory!
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