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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/24) Unidentified Floating Object Cafe "It Appears War is Here:" Israel May Be Preparing for Ground Invasion of Hezballah's Strongholds in Southern Lebanon Teamsters Union Makes No Endorsement in Presidential Race; First Time They Haven't Endorsed a Democrat Since 1996 Despite Inflation Still Raging, Fed Chairman Powell Slashes Interest Rates by a Big Half Point Hezballah Rocked by More Explosions, As Israel Begins Detonating Solar Power Controllers, Smart Watches, Home Appliances, and Electronic Keypad Door Locks in Houses Owned by Hezballah Terrorists Kamala Harris Has a New Fake Accent: Latinxish Nine More Hezballah Terrorists Killed by Racist Right-Wing Memes and Remotely-Detonated Walkie-Talkies But Mostly by Remotely-Detonated Walkie Talkies The DHS's Evasiveness and Incompetence Is Too Much Even for Leftwing Democrat Partisan Senator Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal, Who Accuses the Agency of "Stonewalling" About Its Botched Protection of Trump Absent Friends
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A Guy Crashed an Empty Uhaul Truck at Slow Speeds Into a White House Barrier Doing No Damage to Anything and Apparently It's the Greatest Attack on Amercia Since "The Insurrection"3 What was his class rank at Quantico? Never let a crisis go to waste. And if you don't have a crisis, summon your activist media shills to invent one out of a fender-bender. The male driver taken into custody after crashing a U-Haul truck into security barriers near the White House is now facing charges including "Threaten to kill/kidnap/inflict harm on a President/VP/family member," the United States Park Police say. I don't know what race this guy is, but if I had to guess, based on his name, his favorite Beatle is George Harrison. There were no injuries to any Secret Service or White House personnel, Guglielmi said. I have heard no reports that he had any weapon -- which makes him, of course, a very dangerous Insurrectionist. Karol Markowitz scooped the rest of the media in reporting that we're dealing, as we so often do these days, with the Brown Face of White Supremacy: Kyle Shideler @ShidelerK Here's my take: I have to make fun of this incident because we're of course not going to be talking about the incident itself. Not really. The leftwing activist media and the leftwing political movement seizes (and pounces) on very trivial and/or rare and disconnected incidents to paint a picture of a Nation Under Siege. And they do this, of course, to establish the predicate for a gigantic political demand they would never be granted absent some claim of catastrophe. An obese man with a heart condition and currently overdosing on drugs dies while being routinely restrained by a cop. Now we demand you make crime effectively legal for black people. A few dozen rowdies decided to imitate the "Voice of the Unheard" mostly peaceful tactics they just watched the left utilize during the "Summer of Love" to achieve political goals. Now we're going to call that an "insurrection" and claim that this justifies the theft of an election and the mass surveillance of Americans, particularly conservatives. And of course, the imposition of Soviet-style controls on speech which undermined the corrupt authority of The Regime. The incident is just a pretext for the political demand. So I can't evaluate just in terms of the actual seriousness of it. If I did, though, I'd say it's not very serious at all. The left sure didn't acknowledge the seriousness of a leftwing terrorist racing across the White House lawn to get to Trump and kill him. In fact, they mocked Trump as a coward for obeying his Secret Service and going with them to the White House bunker. So how many f***s am I expected to give about an Indian guy maybe attempting -- incompetently to reduce Joe Biden's expected remaining lifespan by a couple of years, at most? I have to evaluate this in terms of the next nation-destroying political demand from the left. What will it be? Most likely a renewed push for censorship of all media and a demand that all corporations stop advertising on Twitter until Musk puts the company back under Speech Lockdown. After all, if the left can't agitate for outlawing guns, the next on their list of wants is outlawing speech. And do I consider a fender-bender a big enough Act of Insurrection to give up my right to speech? Why no. No, I don't, as a matter of fact. Meanwhile: What political demand of the right has been granted, or even seriously entertained, in the wake of the Trans Terrorist who murdered six Christians, including three children? None. Not a one. That was merely an incident that proves nothing about the greater political situation. Unlike this case of a Indian Teen crashing his truck into a barrier at low speed, barely chipping the paint off the bollard. That, you see, proves everything, and demands a maximalist response from the DOJ, FBI, and CIA. 50 The Nazis are just trying to up their DEI score so they can still get bank loans. | Recent Comments
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Daily Tech News 19 September 2024
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/18/24) Unidentified Floating Object Cafe "It Appears War is Here:" Israel May Be Preparing for Ground Invasion of Hezballah's Strongholds in Southern Lebanon Teamsters Union Makes No Endorsement in Presidential Race; First Time They Haven't Endorsed a Democrat Since 1996 Despite Inflation Still Raging, Fed Chairman Powell Slashes Interest Rates by a Big Half Point Hezballah Rocked by More Explosions, As Israel Begins Detonating Solar Power Controllers, Smart Watches, Home Appliances, and Electronic Keypad Door Locks in Houses Owned by Hezballah Terrorists Kamala Harris Has a New Fake Accent: Latinxish Nine More Hezballah Terrorists Killed by Racist Right-Wing Memes and Remotely-Detonated Walkie-Talkies But Mostly by Remotely-Detonated Walkie Talkies The DHS's Evasiveness and Incompetence Is Too Much Even for Leftwing Democrat Partisan Senator Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal, Who Accuses the Agency of "Stonewalling" About Its Botched Protection of Trump Search
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