Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/22/23) Early Bird Edition

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“The deaths that we saw, I’m afraid, were medical malpractice at best and murder at worst. Basically, we were lied to from the beginning.”Former Pfizer Vice President Dr. Mike Yeadon

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“What is relevant is that this is not something cyclical, but on the way to being structural, both because of the fall in demand and, above all, because of the increase in photovoltaic generation,” Natalia Fabra, a professor of economics at the Carlos III University in Madrid (H/T mr_jack )

Maybe Will Smith will stick up for these GI Janes. Nah, none of them have cucked him yet.

America can have a military that wins wars or plays identity politics. We can either have the best warfighting force possible or a military that, as woke generals and politicians insist, “looks like America.”

Such a military will have drag queens in the Navy, use racial quotas in the Air Force, and pretend that there are no biological differences between men and women.

And when reality intrudes, it’ll be firmly shooed away. But reality doesn’t go away. Ignoring it just means someone pays the price.

Women are at least twice as likely as men to be injured in Army basic training, according to data collected over six years by the service…

During 2022, nearly 30% of female recruits were injured on average each month during Army basic training. The average was 23% per month between 2017 and 2022, the data shows. During those years, about 12% of male recruits were injured each month.

Made it by this much ><.

To the Moon Alice Lauren.

Before launching girlfriend Lauren Hernandez into space, Jeff Bezos has apparently popped the question: The two are reportedly engaged following five years together.

Page Six reported on the engagement, citing a source close to the couple. The couple is currently attending the Cannes Film Festival in the south of France, and partying on Bezos’ $500 million yacht that has Sanchez’s likeness adorning the front with a mermaid figurine. Bezos and Sanchez have been publicly a couple since 2019, after Bezos split with Mackenzie Scott, his wife of 25 years. While Bezos may have a questionable taste in catering, he’ll have plenty of time for wedding planning since he stepped down as Amazon CEO in 2021.

22 years of getting his life turned around and a presidential pardon just wasn't enough to get over the hump.

Meet Alton Mills of Chicago, Illinois. Mills had his life sentence commuted by Barack Obama for dealing cocaine in 2015, and because Obama is a moron, Mills was back on the streets. On Sunday morning, Mills “allegedly” shot a woman in the back of the head because she tried to pass him with her vehicle.

A man whose life sentence was commuted by then-President Obama in 2015 has now been charged with the shooting of a woman in a road rage incident. The woman is brain-dead and not expected to survive. The shooting occured early on Sunday morning near Chicago. Mills admitted to police that he was the shooter, and has now been charged.

Superman, Superman
Wish I could fly like Superman
Superman, Superman
I want to be like Superman
I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman
Wish I could fly like Superman

Video taken early Saturday morning showed a dangerous stunt by an unidentified daredevil in Santa Ana.

The video, which was purportedly taken by a security guard and shared with a local news company, shows a person standing atop a high-rise building in Santa Ana, jumping off the ledge and immediately deploying a parachute.

The jumper can be seen floating away off screen, apparently landing in a nearby parking lot and getting away without any injury.

It happened around 1 a.m. at an apartment building at 15 MacArthur Place, which is identified on Google maps as the Essex Skyline apartments.

Full MushHead on display.

It's a Monday night and I think we all need a chuckle.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a Lying Crank Posing as a Progressive Alternative to Biden

The only ‘herd immunity’ we need is against abysmal candidates like RFK Jr. He has spent decades as a professional liar and is not the kind of person who should be anywhere near power.

Progressive = Totalitarian.

Liberty be damned.

NSFW-Language

This proves the old saying: It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission. In this case the second coming of the "Berlin Wall".

The Sun understands that, although the individual should have sought planning permission, officers who visited the property deemed the structure to be acceptable, and decided it wouldn't be in the public interest to pursue enforcement action.

Born on this day: 22 May 1950
Bernie Taupin, English lyricist, poet, and singer and Elton John's long-time song writing partner. Rod Stewart, Cher, The Motels, John Waite, Starship and Alice Cooper have all recorded his songs. In 1967, Taupin answered an advertisement placed in the UK music paper New Musical Express by Liberty Records, a company that was seeking new songwriters, Elton John responded to the advertisement, and the pair were brought together. via thisdayinmusic.com

RIP Cream collaborator Pete Brown.

The all new Ford, looks kinda gay.

Because It Worked Out So Well For Bud Light, Fords Unveils Its “Very Gay” Truck…
SJW’s rejoice! The remaining 99.99% of Americans recoil in disgust.

Could KaBoom be more than a cereal? Genius Award Winners.

Some 60,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate, a chemical used as both fertilizer and a component in explosives, went missing as it was shipped by rail from Wyoming to California last month, prompting four separate investigations.

A railcar loaded with 30 tons of the chemical left Cheyenne, Wyoming, on April 12. The car was found to be empty after it arrived two weeks later at a rail stop in the Mojave Desert, according to a short incident report from the explosives firm that made the shipment.

The company, Dyno Nobel, made the report May 10 to the federal National Response Center, or NRC. The report also appeared last week in an NRC database of California incidents managed by the state Office of Emergency Services last Wednesday.

An amazing find. And: Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Colombian Children Found Alive In Jungle Weeks After Plane Crash

Four children from an Indigenous community in Colombia were found alive more than two weeks after the plane they were traveling in crashed in the jungle.

Top 10 commenters:
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4 [405 comments] 'andycanuck (Vwz3I)'
5 [363 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia)'
6 [358 comments] '18-1'
7 [340 comments] 'polynikes'
8 [336 comments] 'Skip'
9 [295 comments] 'rhennigantx'
10 [270 comments] 'Puddinhead'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [166 names] 'Ciampino - another Frenchie word' [23.30 unique names/day]
2 [119 names] 'Air-cooled Guy'
3 [112 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
4 [72 names] 'Count de Monet'
5 [67 names] 'It's a movie reference. You have to like it. '
6 [63 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
7 [61 names] '18-1'
8 [49 names] 'Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'
9 [47 names] 'REDACTED'
10 [43 names] 'Duncanthrax'

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