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Molson Coors Decides It Doesn't Want to Sell Beer to Men, Either; Scolds Men For Calling Its New(ish) Woke Ad Woke
The ad also says "sh1t" a lot, because leftwing women curse like teamsters. They do all the things that they think men do -- just awkwardly and poorly.
Now, the ad is from April 1 so it's not true that this Woke Disaster came after Tranheuser-Busch's disaster. But their response comes now -- and this is in the wake of Dylan Mulvaney. And Molson Coors says that if you think this ad is woke, You're Officially Part of the Problem (TM). Miller Lite has hit back after the brewing giant was criticized for apologizing over its history of using bikini-clad women in their adverts. These women weren't "forced" to mud wrestle; they were paid a lot of money to appear in a humorous commercial. But Molson Coors says you support sex slavery if you dispute their characterization of the ad. The advert featured Glazer taking a tour of old advertisements used by the company, which included Meghan Markle, Sofia Vergara and Pamela Anderson as the face of the brand. Notice they're not ashamed of the ad because it was a little pornographic or pushed lesbianism. No, the only problem with the ad was that it "forced" well-paid models to do modeling work. And, crucially: Because it pleased men. Men must never, ever be pleased. Cable shows now show men's dicks and asses all day long, but no women appear in the nude any more. (At least not the ones you'd want to see naked.) Because straight white men's pleasure is dirty. Straight white men must never be allowed to take pleasure in anything in life. They must be made to know that they exist solely to work, give their money to women, die young and leave a good estate behind for the family and state to divvy up. ... Definitely not woke, you filthy straight white male (spit) monsters! Praise us! Validate us! And never talk back to us! KNOW YOUR PLACE, SUBHUMANS!
Bonus: This "comedian," Ilana Glazer or something, sure doesn't mind appearing topless herself to promote... voting Democrat. Was she "forced" to do that? Or are the some situations -- like propagandizing for the Democrat Party -- which are so important that Appealing to the Male Gaze is deemed not sinful? Now that I've watched most of that clip -- she is always posting partly-nude, highly-sexualized pictures and videos of herself. I still haven't heard an actual joke out of her mouth yet. Unless "Vote Democrat and you can eat my @ass" is a joke. Sounds more like a proposition. Thanks to Gref. | Recent Comments
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