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Daily Tech News 5 May 2023 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread
May 05, 2023

The Morning Report — 5/5/23


Good morning, kids. Happy Sinko de Swimmy or whatever fercockamamie non-holiday this is. Meh, if you're somewhere in the southwest and you do celebrate this or it is a tradition to celebrate it, apologies and have fun. I mean no disrespect. That said, considering that the border, such as it is which is to say virtually nonexistent, is about to have close to a million more third world Latin American peasants come rushing in when Title 42 expires next Thursday, I'm not really in all that much of a charitable mood. A nation without borders is not a nation. It's merely a land mass. And without borders, as well as an absence of and/or deliberate, sustained subsuming of the culture as well as the rule of a just and stable law, you have hell on Earth.

In other words, welcome to the land mass formerly known as the United States of America post-November 2020. Meh, it's the weekend and while I don't necessarily have good news, at least I can give you some comedy gold to kick it off. Dig this.

Venezuelans are one of the highest-volume immigrant nationalities to have crossed the southern border during this historic mass-migration crisis, now in its third year, with 5 million foreign-national border crossers in the country.

All Venezuelans have been or will be let into America to stay on asylum or humanitarian claims that presume they are directly fleeing Venezuelan government persecution or face some other imminent danger back home.

But that widespread narrative is largely a fable. Most Venezuelan border crossers have been living for years, safely, happily and prosperously in other countries. This fact means a massive fraud is underway as Venezuelans become a main feature of an expected mass rush on the border after the midnight May 11 demise of the pandemic-era Title 42 rapid-expulsion policy that has been holding some back.

Many will eventually have to lie on government forms or to government agents about where they’ve really been, a lie that is a federal crime that can bring up to five years in prison if ever investigated. Many are part of a diaspora of some 7 million Venezuelans coming from safe third countries like Colombia, Brazil, Ecuador, Chile and Argentina. In interviews en route to border crossings, Venezuelans have admitted to me that they only decided to leave their safe lives in those adopted countries because they saw the American government admitting Venezuelans who illegally crossed the southern border.

If telling a few white lies gets them an American lifestyle upgrade, why not?

"Lifestyle upgrade?" Comedy freaking gold, Jerry! If these poor bastards only realized that they are "escaping" to a place that is rapidly becoming the very shit-hole they fled. . .

Take our economy for starters. The value of the dollar is, to say the least, not the same as it was when Teddy Kennedy, pig-piss be upon him, flung the border open in '65, or when Reagan was bamboozled with Simpson-Mazzoli "one-time-only amnesty and then we swear to end illegal immigration" in '86, or even before Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants was installed just over three hellacious years ago.

Now look at the status of our cities, which is creeping ever faster and deeper into supposedly safer suburbs out into exurbia and then red state America. Bodega owner Jose Alba who had to kill an assailant before he himself would have met the same fate was not Scots-Irish, and yet Alvin Bragg slapped a murder charge on him (thankfully rescinded after an outcry).

But the Marine who unintentionally killed a "Michael Jackson impersonator" – how I fucking loathe the media for playing this up to garner sympathy for the psycho – and will likely face another Alvin Bragg kangaroo court as policing and institutionalizing of mental health patients disappears means that inevitably, vigilantism may be on the rise. Can you say "death squads?" I'd be lying to you if I didn't think the prospect of citizens "taking out the trash" so to speak in the dead of night with no one looking wasn't a tiny bit appealing to me. Particularly if the trash were affiliated with BLM or Antifa. And if one or two innocent parties get the chop, well, that's the price you pay. Eggs and omelettes, baby.

And on top of that, we have rigged elections, a propagandist media, and a junta that is essentially engaged in child trafficking – mostly with children from your corner of the globe. Hey, Latin Americans. ¡Bienvenidos a la Estados Unidos de Mierda!

Shockingly, there is a voice of sanity and reason on this from a most unexpected quarter. Sort of. . .

[RFK Jr.], who announced his populist presidential campaign last month, is defending Americans against the political left’s assumption that opposition to an open border equates to endorsing “anti-immigrant bigotry.”

Keeping criminal illegal aliens, such as four-time deported illegal alien Francisco Oropesa Perez-Torres, who is accused of murdering a family of five in Texas, out of American communities ought to be a priority, Kennedy wrote in the Twitter post.

President Joe Biden has ignored Oropesa’s status as a multi-deported illegal alien. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has likewise refused to comment on the suspect.

“Francisco Oropeza Perez-Torres has been arrested for the murder of 5 people including a 9-year-old boy,” Kennedy wrote. “Torres is a Mexican already deported 4 times. It is not anti-immigrant bigotry to demand an immigration system that keeps out criminals. In fact, letting them in stokes bigotry.”

. . . In addition, Kennedy wrote that Americans can be both “pro-immigration and pro-closing the border” with a focus on eliminating chaos in U.S. border towns that is currently taking hold as President Joe Biden’s administration ends Title 42, the public health authority, on May 11.

Kennedy noted that, as president, his “long-term solution to the border crisis” would be ending decades-long U.S. policies that meddle in Mexico and Central America, which he says has “create[d] desperate conditions south of the border.”

“The War on Drugs is one,” Kennedy wrote. “U.S.-funded dictators, juntas, paramilitaries, and death squads. Neoliberal extraction of resources. Unpayable debts. It is inhumane and hypocritical to deny immigration while creating the conditions that drive immigration. As President, I will change these policies.”

Yet again, RFK Jr. is right about an issue, but as you can clearly see from his typical Leftist rhetoric, for all the wrong reasons, especially the Red-Green "extraction of resources" garbage. BUT, that said, and I will emphasize, he's right about a disaster happening here in this country. And the longer he remains the turd in the Democrat punchbowl, the better (Reminder: I AM NOT ENDORSING RFK Jr.).

But of course, there is no way in hell that he will be allowed to win the Democrat nomination. We rightly fear that he'd essentially be a Bernie Sanders if he would win the presidency. But that said, is it a fair assumption that the Democrats and Deep State globalists fear that he'd turn into some sort of Trump?

Regardless, the greater issue is rigged elections and what I fear is likely to happen in 2024.

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) and Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.) wrote to Gestapo chief Merrick Garland and his henchman, FBI top dog Christopher Wray, on Wednesday with some allegations that were positively explosive. Grassley and Comer say that they’ve “received legally protected and highly credible unclassified whistleblower disclosures” regarding a “criminal scheme involving then-Vice President Biden and a foreign national relating to the exchange of money for policy decisions.” Would anyone really be surprised if it were positively determined that Old Joe Biden was paid off by foreigners to set policy in a way they dictated?

If this is accurate, it would involve not just Biden but Barack Obama as well. This is because the vice president doesn’t have any Constitutional authority to make policy decisions, and quite aside from the Constitution, Obama, who famously said, “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f**k things up”, is unlikely to have given Old Joe any real authority to do anything. So if a foreign national was paying Old Joe to make policy decisions favorable to himself, they would almost certainly have had to have the approval of the Man Whose Tan Suit Was His Only Scandal.

The implications of this cannot be understated. It would be no surprise if Old Joe were confirmed as the corrupt kleptocrat he has long been reputed to be, but if this bribery scheme did end up reaching Obama, it could have a serious impact on the Democrats’ present electoral chances and even upon their continued ability to sew up elections left and right by means of ballot harvesting, mail-in ballots, and other present-day chicanery. The only problem is that the very agencies that ought to be energetically pursuing this issue are part of the same corrupt Leftist establishment that dominates Washington. Consequently, it’s not at all clear that the truth about this will ever come out. . .

. . . Comer declared, “The American people need to know if President Biden sold out the United States of America to make money for himself. Senator Grassley and I will seek the truth to ensure accountability for the American people.” All patriots should be hoping that they succeed. It certainly would explain a great deal of the madness that is going on in this America-Last regime if its corrupt figurehead were being paid off to ensure that policy was being made in the best interests of a foreigner, rather than with the well-being of the American people in mind. And given the sorry career of Old Joe Biden, no one would really be surprised at all.

As Rush Limbaugh of blessed memory would put it, I can declare with ontological certitude that Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants is arguably the most corrupt politician to ever hold office, any office (legitimately or otherwise), in America’s now finished history. The revelations will not be so much surprising as disgusting and maddening in the extreme. More so because neither he nor Obama nor anyone connected with this junta and indeed with The State will ever face any real consequences.

They completed the 100-year hijacking of the nation and now it’s all about consolidating power forever. Or at least until their ideologically-driven incompetence makes it all go up in flames. Until then, I fear there isn't a damn thing that we can do about it. Probably, if not certainly, via the ballot box.

To become president, Trump must win a bunch of swing states.  To win each state he needs more ballots in his pile than the other guy.  It’s baked into the data -- which we look at every day -- that Trump is not going to win those swing states.  None of them.

It’s not his fault.  He will probably get more votes, just not more ballots. . .

. . . What do these states have in common -- except they determine the next president?

Each is a hotbed of election fraud -- either from election commissions or phantom armies or both -- and in every case the RNC and the Trump campaign are ignoring the dinosaur in the kitchen. 

Voter fraud will screw you on election day!

Why?  Political consultants make money on ad placements and retainers -- not by dealing with baked-in fraud. If the RNC spent as much on election fraud remediation in each swing state as it did on flowers and booze, Trump might win some of these states. If the Trump campaign paid attention to the election integrity teams and took seriously the threat of election commission-instigated fraud, it could make a difference.

Unfortunately, the RNC is about raising dough and having elaborate meetings with mediocre minds.  The Trump campaign thinks rallies, flags, and red hats can overcome the Left’s complete control of election apparatus.

It’s like France in 1939. Trump is France. 

By the way, this applies to DeSantis or any other candidate who might, in the unlikely event, defeat either of those two for the nomination.

But wait! There's more! On top of rigging elections, we now have political kangaroo court show trials where anyone who dares oppose the junta is tried, convicted and jailed. They just railroaded the so-called Proud Boys on "conspiracy to commit sedition" and no doubt President Trump will be connected to that conspiracy.

You know, they keep harping on a fake insurrection but brother, shit like this is what leads to REAL insurrection. And in this case, that is not a dirty word given who and what is in power.

Welcome to America!

Have a good weekend. See you tomorrow on the Hobby Thread. Be there. Aloha.

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