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May 01, 2023

Joe Biden, Who Sends Out His Family Members to Act As His Bagmen, Collecting Millions from Chinese Spymasters and Russian Gangsters, Attacks Fox News for "Lies Told for Profits"

Brazen.

Biden had a lot of "jokes" written out on a cheatsheet for him.

But the truth is, we really have a right to be proud of vaccinated the nation, transform the economy, urge historic legislative victories and midterm results. But the job isn't finished.

I mean, it is finished for Tucker Carlson. (groans)

What are you "woo"ing about like that? Like you think that's not reasonable. Give me a break! Just give me a break!

Truth matters. As I said last year at this dinner, a poison is running through our democracy and parts of the extreme press.

Truth buried by lies and lies, living on its truth. Lies total for profit and power, lies and conspiracy and malice repeated over and over again designed to generate a cycle of anger, hate, and even violence.

Oh by the way: MAGA Extremists are plotting against this country and are a subversive, insurrecitonist force in waiting.

Now back to Joey Pampers rasping about lies provoking a cycle of "anger, hate, and even violence."

A cycle that emboldens history to be buried, books to be banned.

Shown on the face families be attacked by the state, the rule of law and our rights and freedoms to be stripped away or elected representatives, the people are expelled from state houses for standing for the people. I made clear that we know in our bones and you know it too our democracy remains at risk. And I've also made it clear as I've seen throughout my life, it's within our power each and every one of us to preserve our democracy. We can, we must, we will. I'd like to make a toast if I had the class. My grandfather Ambrose Finnegan, said if you ever make a toast that look you got to hold your left hand.

Seems like a good time for a "I'm not kidding" and a slur against one ethnicity or another.

Oh I got it: They told Ol' Joe he can only slur the Irish now so he'll do that.

Don't think I'm kidding. I'm not. I'm probably the only Irish you ever mentioned never to drink in his life anyway. I like to make a toast seriously. At this inflection point in history, let us commit there will be a nation that will embrace light over darkness, truth over lies and finally, finally, finally restore the soul of the nation here, here.

He praised his voters, by which I mean the "journalists" of the national press corps.

Not the ones who criticize him -- those he did not praise as brave. Those he condemned as enemies of the state.

As expected, President Biden began his remarks at Saturday's White House Correspondents Association (WHCA) dinner on a serious note to and about journalists, calling the free press a pillar of a free society, not the enemy. "Tonight, our message is this: Journalism is not a crime," said Biden.

"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate...to prefer the latter," the President quoted Thomas Jefferson then moved on to acknowledge the 31-year-old Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, who was arrested in March in Russia and charged with espionage.

"Evan went to report in Russia to shed light on the darkness that you all escaped from years ago. Absolute courage. A handwritten letter from prison to his family, Evan wrote that he has not lost hope," Biden said. "We're working every day to secure his release, looking at opportunities and tools to bring him home. We keep the faith."

Brittney Griner, Biden's Main Focus, Diplomatic Coup?

Biden then mentioned several other reporters whom he referred to as hostages or wrongfully detained abroad, but his warmest words were directed toward Brittney Griner, who attended the WHCA with her wife Cherelle as a guest of CBS News.

"Tonight, unlike last year, Brittney Griner is here with her wife Cherelle. Brittney, where you are, kid? Stand up. Come on. I love this woman. Love you, Brittney," Biden said.

How about all the journalists that your government is censoring, smearing, and attempting to make unemployable?


Listen to him slurring his way through his "Shecky Biden" act:


A gay joke about DeSantis? How original!


Don't think they let in a secret conservative. He ranted that drag queens aren't in schools to "groom" kids (then why are they there?), and even if they were, that wouldn't matter because the kids are "just gonna get shot anyway."

He's a Daily Show writer. So that's his speed.

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