Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/1/23)

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The DNC “plans no primary debates.”

As though there simply ARE no other candidates … no other ideas we should discuss about ways to win in 2024, or other ideas we should discuss about ways to repair the country.

Too many people are too smart to accept this. Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson

Quote II

“Our government invited us and others to step up, and we did.” JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon

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"People have less and less choice over where they're going to live," "That kind of precarity is just really bad for your mental health, let alone your sense of belonging to a place." Julianne Holt-Lunstad, a professor of psychology and neuroscience at Brigham Young University

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"Speaking on behalf of millions of American parents, I had to teach them at home. My wife had to teach them at home. I am stunned at what you have said this week about your claiming to have wanted to reopen schools."CNN's Scott Jennings

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“We’re really excited about this opportunity, which is making Suns and Mercury games available and accessible to everybody. We want to take care of our fans, and we’re trying to grow the game of basketball.” Phoenix Suns & Mercury Mat Ishbia, the teams’ new owner

This is not surprising considering her parents have the morals of barnyard animals and the scruples of the Third Reich.

Bill and Hillary Clinton’s daughter Chelsea Clinton appears to have taken on a new activism project, defending attempts to force kids as young as Kindergarten age to be exposed to sexually explicit “LGBTQ+” material at school.

I don't see a problem. If adolescents can consent to abortions or takeadickawayfromme surgery why can't they serve liquor?

MADISON — Fourteen-year-olds in Wisconsin could serve alcohol to seated customers in bars and restaurants under a bill circulated for cosponsors Monday by a pair of Republican state lawmakers.

Under current law, only workers age 18 and above can serve alcohol to customers in Wisconsin. The bill would broaden that to workers ages 14 to 17. They could only serve to seated customers, not drinkers who are at the bar itself.

So about that classical music, I never knew it could do this.

Woman Has ‘SCREAMING Orgasm’ as LA Philharmonic Plays Tchaikovsky: Report

Music really does have charms to soothe a savage breast, as unsuspecting concertgoers in California found out on Friday night, according to reports. After the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s performance that evening, multiple attendees emerged to claim—on social media and to the Los Angeles Times—that a woman in the audience had experienced what sounded like an orgasm in the middle of Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphony. “I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she... had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her—like in an effort to not shame her,” one witness told the Los Angeles Times.

There appears to be a schism in the Anglican Church.

The Current Crisis in the Anglican Communion

Despite 25 years of persistent warnings by most Anglican Primates, repeated departures from the authority of God’s Word have torn the fabric of the Communion. These warnings were blatantly and deliberately disregarded and now without repentance this tear cannot be mended.

The latest of these departures is the majority vote by the General Synod of the Church of England in February 2023 to welcome proposals by the bishops to enable same-sex couples to receive God’s blessing. It grieves the Holy Spirit and us that the leadership of the Church of England is determined to bless sin.

Since the Lord does not bless same-sex unions, it is pastorally deceptive and blasphemous to craft prayers that invoke blessing in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

So about the "Climate Change", I believe he can watch his father on television.

Prince Harry's 24-hour flying visit for Coronation: Duke 'plans to be on plane back to the US just two hours after the historic ceremony finishes at 1pm so he can get back for son Archie's fourth birthday'
The Duke intends to be back home for his son Archie's birthday on the same day
This is the first time Harry will be seen with the royals since the Queen's funeral

Qualified immunity laws require revisiting and revising. This is negligent homicide by the court. And the court will never ever have to pay.

Police in Richland County, South Carolina have made at least two arrests in connection with a shooting at a local park on Saturday night where several hundred teens and young adults had gathered for a “flash party” promoted on social media, and authorities say at least one of the two teens taken into custody was already well known to local authorities.

Does Kurt Schlichter have a legitimate concern? Or is he just producing column inches?

But there’s another nightmare scenario lurking out there, one that should put a chill down the spine of every American who doesn’t want to see this country collapse into utter chaos and despair. What are the chances that Michelle Obama will come out of her expensive and luxurious retirement to try to take up the banner for the Democrats in 2024? She has certainly sparked a lot of speculation, and a lot of dread, among Republicans. And the Republicans are right to dread her. The kind of Chardonnay – swilling, overly-credentialed, and under-educated, sexually unsatisfied suburban wine women who adore Michelle Obama are going to be a key demographic in 2024, and Michelle owns them lock, stock, and Häagen-Dazs.

This will show those pesky Yutes.

Pornhub Blocks All of Utah From Its Site
People in Utah who visit Pornhub will now be greeted by adult performer Cherie DeVille asking them to tell their representatives to change their age verification law.

Pierre Delecto hardest hit.

Speaking of things I can't envision naked. America's ugliest mayor is all hot and bothered about illegal aliens being shoved into her soon to be former regime. Suck it Lori.

Outgoing Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot sent a letter to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Sunday requesting that he stop sending busloads of migrants to the Windy City over what she claims are political motivations.

Abbott started sending migrant buses to Chicago and other sanctuary cities, including New York City and Washington, D.C., in the fall as a response to the influx of migrant crossings at the southern border. The Republican governor has said the relocations will continue until the federal government secures the border.

Political motivations? You self-serving stupid twat.

A government spokesperson telling us the truth. ***SNORT*** What utter Bull Shit.

US Tracking Another Unidentified Balloon Spotted Off Hawaii Coast

“The balloon did not transit directly over defense critical infrastructure or other U.S. Government sensitive sites, nor did it pose a military or physical threat to people on the ground,” the spokesperson said, adding that despite it flying in the range of commercial aircraft, the balloon “posed no threat to civil aviation over Hawaii.”

Thanks for the laugh unnamed spokesperson.

RIP Tim Bachman of BTO.

Celebrating birthdays from thisdayinmusic.com

1 May 1939
American singer and songwriter Judy Collins who had the 1968 US No. 8 & 1970 UK No.14 single with her cover of the Joni Mitchell song 'Both Sides Now' which won Collins her first Grammy Award for Best Folk Performance.

1 May 1930
American blues musician, singer, and songwriter Little Walter. He was the first harp player to amplify his harmonica, giving it a distorted echoing sound. His virtuosity and musical innovations fundamentally altered many listeners' expectations of what was possible on blues harmonica. Walter died on February 15th 1968.

My kind of kid. We need more like him. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

“There. Are. Only. Two. Genders,” Morrison described the shirt. “Nothing harmful. Nothing threatening. Just a statement I believe to be a fact.”

Spoiled Brat + The lack of manners = Genius Award Winner.

A South Korean art student who ate a banana that formed part of a renowned installation by the Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan said he did so because he was “hungry”.

Noh Huyn-soo was filmed brazenly removing the banana, which was duct-taped on to a wall at the Leeum Museum of Art in Seoul, unpeeling it and eating it in front of stunned onlookers before reattaching the banana skin to the wall using the same tape and walking off with a satisfied grin.

The incident was recorded by a friend of Noh, a student at Seoul National University, and lasted for over a minute.

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