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Daily Tech News 15 April 2023 | Main | Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
April 15, 2023

EMT 4/15/23

Can someone tell me exactly what day it is I'll be required to give a tranny a blowjob?

I really want to be sure I've got plenty of mouthwash. And dental floss. Might as well save that sumbitch the cost of his bottom surgery.

Took my declining mom for her doctor checkup yesterday. For the first time got questions about guns in the house.

Told the NP to type "none of your damn business" in to her precious form. NP said some shit about suicide being leading cause of death for young girls. I silently looked between her and my 83 year old mom a few moments before allowing that my mom has access to a bathtub, several buckets, plastic bags, the door to the garage with a gas powered car, and the fucking opioids they prescribe her.

Noticed in the elevator down posters for the "Drive for DEI" in a medical facility I could count colored people on with zero fingers.

All this in Tennessee. Land of the constitutional carry that isn't. Fuck this squish governor with his super majority of pussies.

Will start looking for a new GP for Mom next week. Any morons in the Tri Cities area have some good suggestions, I'm all ears.


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