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Speaking of dumpy, frumpy toads who look like they could easily join one of these Grim Polycules: Liz Cheney.

Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney

If @HouseGOP wants new Jan 6 hearings, bring it on. Let's replay every witness & all the evidence from last year. But this time, those members who sought pardons and/or hid from subpoenas should sit on the dais so they can be confronted on live TV with the unassailable evidence.

Mollie @MZHemingway

Did everyone forget to tell Liz Cheney that the people of Wyoming delivered her an absolutely humiliating defeat last year because of her obsessive, irrational hatred of Republican voters? Honey, you're no longer in Congress. This is Norma Desmond-like.

Liz Cheney so fat she cries Crisco.

Jokes about her brutal physical appearance aside, Liz Cheney had the chance to view this evidence in her fake committee. She could have shown it to the public; she then would have had the chance to explain why she thinks it doesn't matter.

But she didn't. She chose to hide it from the public, because it's easier to lie than to make an argument that might not convince people.

And also, Liz Cheney's idea of a "69" is slapping a pie on her crotch and jamming her face into a Cookie Puss ice cream cake and going nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.

Hey, you know how I said Liz Cheney would fit well into a "polycule" of men of dubious sexual appetites...? I said it like two seconds ago. You might have blurred by it in your rush to write "FIRST!"

Anyway, I think maybe she is center of a sad, ugly polycule.

Trump will publish, in an upcoming book, the private letters that Oprah and other leftwing celebrities have sent him in the past.

Former President Trump, in a new book, plans to reveal 150 private letters sent to him -- including one from Oprah Winfrey in 2000 in which she says: "Too bad we're not running for office. What a team!"

The big picture: Trump writes that he still considers Winfrey "amazing" -- but admits it's not mutual: "Sadly, once I announced for President, she never spoke to me again."

Why it matters: The book, called "Letters to Trump," is a flashback to the days when famous people frequently wrote chatty letters to each other -- and when Trump was the toast of many bold-face names.

Via Twitchy, which points out that the left is rabidly in favor of this:

This "father" seems a little "gender-creative" ximself. I'm sure there was no agenda there.

Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson

The reaction to any comment on Tiny D Desantis and his kicky drag boots certainly triggers the Ronhadis.

Rick Wilson is a short, fat, ugly, stupid little ball of eczema, sexual inadequacy, and adult-onset Tourettes.

Oh, to be young and stupid!

posted by Ace at 06:00 PM

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