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Anti-Shoplifting Vigilante Hero Arises in PortlandVideo below the fold. Some recent news out of Portland: I mentioned the other day that the hyperpolitical, now leftwing corporation Walmart refused to admit they were closing their Washington, DC store due to rampant shoplifting. They again refuse to admit that the Portland stores are being closed due to the Democrats' making theft-at-scale effectively legal. Walmart told state and local officials today in writing it would close two Portland stores, one in Hayden Meadows that employs 201 workers and one at 4200 Southeast 82nd Avenue that employs 379 workers. Although Walmart refuses to admit they're closing some of these stores due to Democratic indulgence of mass banditry, back in December 2022, their CEO predicted they might start raising prices and closing stores due to rampant shoplifting. Walmart stores across the U.S. are grappling with an uptick in shoplifting that could lead to higher prices and closed stores if the problem persists, Walmart CEO Doug McMillon said Tuesday. Incredibly, Portland's antifa-loving mayor Ted Wheeler begged Nike to reopen. Nike asked in reply for Portland to finally assign enough police to the store to stop the rampant looting. Nike offered to pay for the extra police. Ted Wheeler said "No." No -- he just wants them to reopen, and accept that teams of bandits will be stealing all of their merchandise every week. In fact, he said that it's up to Nike to stop the shoplifting, not his police. Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has asked Nike to reopen its shuttered community store in Northeast Portland "on a limited basis," even though he says the city can't meet the company's request to detail off-duty police officers to provide security. Wheeler's plan is for Nike to 1, instruct their own private security guards to capture and detain thieves, and then 2, bring charges against them. Bringing charges against them does nothing, because Portland DAs and judges will just set them free. So having someone's private guards execute violent arrests accomplishes nothing except opening up Nike to huge lawsuits, which they'll of course lose because Portland is pro-criminal, as well as retributive riots, lootings, and arsons at their store. Meanwhile, squatters are terrorizing property owners. 'I felt safer in downtown Saigon during Vietnam': Moment squatters terrorizing Portland family almost set their home on fire as city battles to deal with 6,600 homeless people across 700 encampments And now, a hero arises. Very rarely do you see anyone actively stop, or even try to stop, some of these shoplifters. For some reason her TikTok account has been suspended. I'll bet you they're claiming that her videos "glorify violence against marginalized groups." You know -- filthy disgusting thieves. I could only find this copy of one her videos:
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