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Quick HitsThe Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a "serious public health" alert, warning of a nationwide spike in "extensively drug-resistant" shigellosis. Which other men would have sex with men apart from "gay and bisexual men"? Are there new categories of men who have sex with men who are neither gay nor bisexual? Are we now forced to consider the possibility of "trans men" who are actually biologically women presenting as men? But wait, they wouldn't be having gay sex for medical purposes, that would just be regular sex; they would just be pretending to have gay sex. Oh the pain, I feel like I'm having an ice cream headache just trying to riddle my way through this... This is all like a stupid, disgusting LSAT logic puzzle that I'm not interested in solving. Anyway, there's a serious disease transmissible through sexual contact apparently involving the... excretory functions and it tends to effect gay men but don't you worry, there will be absolutely zero public health warnings about sex involving the excretory functions. Zero. The government will order the closures of Constitutionally-protected activities such as worship, but damnit, it will never issue even an advisory of caution about anal sex! That's a sacrament we're talking about there! [T]heir ratings plummeted way below Prince Andrew's, according to a new survey conducted by market research firm Redfield & Wilton for Newsweek. I heard someone say their popularity in the UK was already low and they were relying on the US to buoy them. The US is also where all the money is, too, of course. Is this why Harry is now hawking a $33-a-pop PPV streamed "intimate conversation" with a trauma expert? Is he trying to "flip the script" and tap into public sympathy with an Oprah-interview-style candid confessional? Is this Meghan's latest brilliant idea? Here's the good news about not knowing the answers to these questions: I don't care.
A conflict over what it means to be Christian is forcing a school in Kansas City, Missouri, to close. "If you seed the wind with woke, you will reap the whirlwind with broke." It's in the Bible. Google it. Texas is considering a bill to ban the purchase of land by Chinese citizens, and the left is crying racism and stirring up a Woke Outrage. Bear in mind, I said Chinese citizens. Not American citizens who are Chinese. NBC/MSNBC uses the term "Chinese citizen" -- an uncommon term -- to deceive you into thinking, at first, they mean US citizens who are Chinese. The normal term to describe citizens of China is Chinese nationals. NBC/MSNBC deliberately lied to you to make you think Texas is considering stripping US citizens and taxpayers of the right to buy property, when really, they're trying to limit Chinese billionaires and Chinese state investment consortiums from buying up every square inch of American soil. Activist Ling Luo says her Chinese community in Texas has gone from fearful to infuriated -- and they're demanding that their voices be heard. The only part of the bill which is even borderline objectionable is that it doesn't clearly say that dual citizens of America and China are exempt. I think it's obvious they are; no court would uphold a limitation on an American citizens' right to buy any property he wanted. I guess the law could be amended to make that clear. But they're seizing (and pouncing) upon that as a reason to say that there's just no reason why Communist China front groups just can't buy up all the American land they want.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told The Daily Signal that it "will not be tracking" the reasons Americans give for refusing to take a COVID-19 vaccine, after House Republicans demanded answers about a new classification system that tracks the reasons for vaccine refusal. CNN's chief climate change reporter, who I guess might as well be their chief Bigfoot reporter, cares so much about the climate that he flew 6,600 miles to preach to us that fossil fuels are bad. So bad, in fact, that he made it his personal mission to burn up as many sinful tons of them as possible. Bill Weir, CNN's chief climate correspondent, delivered a story to viewers on some scientists' warning that "90% of ice around Antarctica has disappeared in less than a decade." The topic and angle are normal fare for CNN and Don Lemon who hosted the segment, but it's notable that Weir reported on the scientists' warning while in Ushuaia, Argentina near the tip of South America. As Instapundit always says, I'll believe there's a crisis when the people shouting at me that there's a crisis start acting like there's a crisis.
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