Sam Smith Wants to Shock You. So Here's His Disgusting Slobby Fatbody.

I might be deplatformed for this but--
What a turkey!

You might be wondering, who is Sam Smith?

Sam Smith has been annoyingly on your radar for a while, like a mosquito which keeps dive-buzzing the interior of your ear every half hour.

He was the pampered slob who posted video of himself having a crying meltdown during the lockdowns, whining that the isolation of quarantine was hard for people like him as he sat on the fine marble steps of his palatial $14 million mansion.

He sang that wretched, whiny, girly James Bond theme song that made you think, "Maybe I'm not gay enough to be into James Bond anymore."

He made that disgusting video which was basically a soft-core gay fetish film, including, most revoltingly, urine orgy kink. Content warning on that, obvs.

And then this "non-binary" teamed up with a transgender to stage a mock Satanic ritual at the Grammys while all of the Great and Good of Hollywood clapped like they were the Politburo applauding Stalin's latest 5 Year Plan.

Matt Walsh described Sam Smith repeat trips to the Revulsion Well for purposes of getting attention. His music just isn't very good so he's resorting to ever-more-disgusting sex-shock stuff to get media attention. And no one can criticize Them for it because They's a Them.

He's kind of like Madonna if Madonna were a fat ugly dumpy gay dude who can't even justify his annoying, obnoxious existence with the occasional gem like "Crazy for You" or "Express Yourself" or even "Ray of Light" or even a minor earworm like "Four Minutes."*

Anyway.

There is a small controversy today in this Empire of Lies. This controversy is occasioned, as controversies usually are in the Empire of Lies, by someone telling a small truth.

Former Oasis frontman Neil Gallagher calls Sam Smith the biggest "f***ing idiot" in pop music today.

But that's not what the garbage tier media is seizing on as the unforgivable insult -- the real slur is that he called this biological fat man "him" instead of them.

Note that clip starts off with Smith saying he'd like to be a "fisherthem."

"A fisherman?" someone asks.

"A fisherthem," Smith corrects.

Is Gallagher right that this Satanic Pee-Party Crybaby Narcissist is the biggest "f***ing idiot" in music?

It's hard to tell.

It's really hard to tell.

He's really fighting against that stereotype that gay men have a lot of body-vanity and hit the gym four days a week to keep in shape.

I feel like I've just been flashed by my unemployed uncle Clem.

* Actually I'm only mentioning this because the lyric "we've only got four minutes to save the world" started going through my head. I kept trying to find the song, and kept searching "Bobby Brown we've only got four minutes to save the world." I was almost certain the song was from Ghostbusters 2, and was by Bobby Brown. And was from 1989.

I was only off by like 40 years. I don't know why I was so sure it was from Ghostbusters 2. So random to have such a firm memory of a false notion. Brown must sing something about saving the world in one of the Ghostbusters 2 songs.

Or maybe I'm just the latest victim of corporate conspiracy to re-write people's memories known as the Mandela Effect.

Oh, and Madonna also sang a crap James Bond theme.

Or... did she?

posted by Ace at 04:58 PM

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