Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/4/23)

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about us and that I was pregnant, we sat up all night talking and talking and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

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Previously The ONT covered this dog killer. Once again, bragging about things on social media comes back to bite someone in the ass.

Woman Who Shot and Skinned Husky in Montana Sentenced
Amber Barnes drew charges from a Montana sheriff’s office when she allegedly killed and skinned a husky last September. Now, she’s facing penalties.

Oh the things I learn prepping The ONT. Jeez mister, you smell like you are involved with someone.

Can Women Smell If A Man Is Single? The Answer Is In The Hormones
Maybe it shouldn’t surprise us that there are still things about the human brain, body, and instincts that happen without us fully realizing it. After all, most of us don’t know or understand half of what goes on in our bodies – and we don’t need to in order for them to work properly.

One of those things, apparently, is our nose’s ability to pick up on an eligible mate.

I love fishing. I like it that my quarry isn't out to get me.

BITE FRIGHT Incredible pics show daredevil reaching into the jaws of a monster 17ft great white shark in terrifying close encounter

Christian Kemper, 49, is on a mission to document the man-killing creatures and armed with a camera he's been reaching right into the jaws of great white sharks.

On this day: 4 Mar 1986
After just completing a two set show with The Band in Winter Park, Florida, 41 year old Richard Manuel of The Band took his own life. His bandmate, Robbie Robertson honoured his friend with the song, 'Fallen Angel' in 1987. via thisdayinmusic.com

In medical school he may have been at the bottom of his class. But he is our top Genius Award Winner.

A surgeon in Italy is under investigation by the country’s top health officials for mistakenly amputating a patient’s penis after incorrectly diagnosing him with a tumour.

The 30-year-old urologist performed the operation to remove the ‘tumour’ a month after diagnosing the man, believed to be in his 60s, with cancer.

Reports suggest that the penis removal operation went down without a hitch- until later analysis revealed there was no reason for it to have occurred in the first place.

Doesn't anyone seek 2nd opinions anymore?

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