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Quick HitsFrom Alabama, a Clinton advisor was found tied to a tree in Arkansas with electrical cord and shot to death. No gun was found at the scene. It was ruled, of course, a suicide. Oh and apparently he signed in Jeffrey Epstein when he came to visit the First P3dophile at the White House. This is all absolutely believable and only a conspiracy theorist would have any questions about the Official Government Report. EXCLUSIVE: Arkansas cops rule suicide in death of Clinton aide linked to Jeffrey Epstein - who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck - despite no sign of weapon Yeah, when Hillary Clinton tell you "It's your time to volundie" you tend to get depressed. FYI, I'm personally very committed to living and I'm doing all sorts of things I don't even like doing just to live longer. Just so everyone knows, I'm not going to kill myself, my heart's in fine working order, and I don't ski. As Gavin McIness said, if I should be found to have "committed suicide" or "died by misadventure," please make all convenient inquiries. (You all might want to post your own No-Suicide Clauses below as well.) Hat tip to Joe Cunningham: Biden has repeatedly threatened to run in 2024 -- and reportedly, he was to announce his reelection campaign shortly after the February 9 State of the Union. But no such announcement came, and none is scheduled now. Democrats see Biden suffering from a state of paralysis, which affects their plans to run if he doesn't. Ooh! So sad! Joe Biden's closest advisers have spent months preparing for him to formally announce his reelection campaign. But with the president still not ready to make the plunge, a sense of doubt is creeping into conversations around 2024: What if he decides not to? Speaking of inertia, which brings up the topic of botox, which brings up Governor Newsom -- Governor Newsom turns a $102 billion surplus -- that was mostly due to tech industry capital gains tax boon and covid relief funds -- into a 20-30 billion deficit. And -- whoopsie! -- Newsom "underestimated" the deficit by $7 billion. California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D)'s projected budget deficit of $22.5 billion may have been too low by $7 billion, according to a report last week by the nonpartisan Legislative Analyst's Office (LAO). Meanwhile, DeSantis unveils a list of 14 Woke School Board members he's targeting for unemployment in 2024.
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