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January 19, 2023

Marjorie Taylor-Greene Thinks She's In Some Contest Where You Win If You Can Prove You're the World's Biggest Kevin McCarthy Sycophant

I understand her constantly simping for Trump. He was president, he's the leader of the biggest new political movement in decades, and he's a larger-than-life personality.

But Kevin McCarthy? Does she just always need some kind of male Daddy figure to glom onto?

Matt Gaetz complimented Majorie Taylor-Greene.

But she's gotta impress Big Daddy K, so she attacked Gaetz.

Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) rebuffed a celebratory tweet from Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) on Wednesday over her committee assignments, instead knocking her fellow far-right Republican for holding up Rep. Kevin McCarthy's (Calif.) Speakership bid earlier this month.

In a tweet, Gaetz congratulated Greene for her appointments to the House Homeland Security and Oversight Committees, after being removed from her committee assignments under the Democratic majority.

"Bravo @mtgreenee!," Gaetz wrote in his tweet. "She's going to do amazing work for the people on these key committees she has EARNED."

In a response, Greene knocked Gaetz, accusing him of setting back the Republican caucus with his opposition to McCarthy's Speakership, and gaining little tangible results from the fight, apart from lowering the threshold of a "motion to vacate" (MTV) the Speaker's chair.

"Thanks to @SpeakerMcCarthy & Steering for voting me on the committees I requested on the submission form most of us filled out," Greene said in a tweet. "Too bad we're weeks behind after you spent a week only getting MTV from 5 to 1."

"As the leading MAGA voice in Congress, I look forward to committees," Greene added.

Among the many concessions that McCarthy made to GOP holdouts in his bid to become speaker was allowing just one member to file a motion to vacate -- a move to remove the speaker -- down from five members under a previous agreement.

She really set the Jewish Space Lasers to "incinerate" there.

Now, I might let this slide, but this embittered psychopath is going berserk on everyone to defend the honor of Kevin McCarthy. She screamed at Lauren Boebert in the bathrooms during the vote for speaker. This vapid flake questioned Lauren Boebert's loyalty to Kevin McCarty (!!!) as if one's loyalty to Kevin McCarthy is a virtue to be proud of:

The Republican congresswomen were on opposite ends of the GOP fight over the speakership. Ms Greene steadfastly supported Kevin McCarthy, who ultimately won the gavel, while Ms Boebert opposed him.

Multiple sources told The Daily Beast that on 3 January, the first day of the new Congress, Ms Greene and Ms Boebert engaged in a screaming match in the ladies' bathroom in the Speaker’s lobby.

"Greene questioned Boebert's loyalty to McCarthy, and after a few words were exchanged, Boebert stormed [out]," one source said.

Another source said that Ms Greene criticised Ms Boebert for taking money from Mr McCarthy then voting against him.

"You were OK taking millions of dollars from McCarthy but you refuse to vote for him for speaker, Lauren?" the Georgia Republican reportedly said. Ms Greene was reportedly in a stall and upon coming out, confronted Ms Boebert about taking Mr McCarthy's money, but Ms Boebert was not aware Ms Greene was in the restroom.

"That's when Lauren said, 'Don't be ugly,'" the first source said, before she "ran out like a little schoolgirl."

"Ran out like a little schoolgirl?" Anyone want to bet the "first source" is Marjorie Taylor-Greene herself? Who else would describe Lauren Boebert as "running out of the bathroom like a little schoolgirl" but this lunatic fleabag? Who else would think that that was a Big Win, but her?

I'm done with her. I guess Kevin McCarthy is her new Maga SugarDaddy, even though he's a California Establishment RINO.

Yes, she's a vote. A solid vote.

We can use that.

But that's all she should be -- a vote, a body. A number.

Not a voice. Not someone who is constantly drawing attention to herself and her... issues.

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